Number SMS Messages207 messages

Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams

Keeping The Syllabus Constant

Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension
I know you think I am cute

I know you think I am fine

But like the other guy

Stake a Number and wait in line
Beautiful friendship Saying:
“Life can give us a Number of Beautiful Friends!”
But..
“Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life…!!”
Love Sms , Send Priyar Numberate,
Sms Porlo Giya Mayer Babar Hate.
Kopal Kharap Hole Buji Koto Kichu E Hoy
Priyar Baba Mobile A Dakhai Sudu Voy.
Ak Sms Ae Lega Galo Jilapir Pach,
Taito Akhon Korina Ar Mobile Sms
1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki ko call ki
Larka:Hello Jaan
I Love U
Larki:
Sachi
Larka:
Muchi
Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please
Larka:
Sorry Baji rong Number!
Love Sms , Send Priyar Numberate,
Sms Porlo Giya Mayer Babar Hate.
Kopal Kharap Hole Buji Koto Kichu E Hoy
Priyar Baba Mobile A Dakhai Sudu Voy.
Ak Sms Ae Lega Galo Jilapir Pach,
Taito Akhon Korina Ar Mobile Sms
1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka Number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 [Nawasi]]
Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao.
Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k Number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p
Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai
Faraz…
Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai
Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..
A junior in an office dialed his boss's Number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P
Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..