Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,
Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.
Wife: doosre aur teesre
Number par kon aya?
Husband: doosray
Number par police afsar aur teesray
Number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->