Number SMS Messages207 messages

Are You Genius Then Give Me The Answer.
Odd And Even Numbers Ko Aese Add Karo Kay Answer Even Numbers Main Aye
Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!

Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?

Santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!
Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;->
sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or Number galat likhwa diya... ;->
| = = = TodAyzZz ThOuGhT = = = |



A Friend is never measured by the Number of times he made u laugh. But by the Number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.
| = = = TodAyzZz ThOuGhT = = = |


Flirting Is D Only Job In The World
That A Man Cannot Include In His Bio-Data
Despite Having Years Of Experience & Numbers Of Refrences . . .
Never Worry About Numbers

Help One Person at A Time

And

Always Start With

The Person Nearest You. . .


~ Mother Teresa ~
Never Worry About Numbers

Help One Person at A Time

And

Always Start With

The Person Nearest You. . .


~ Mother Teresa ~
/// =TodAyz ThougT= ///

Never Worry About Numbers

Help One Person At A Tym

And Alwayz Start Wid
The Person Nearest You. . . /
Don''t say
You don''t have enough time
You have exactly the same Number of hours per day that were given to
Mother Teresa,
Michael Angelo,
Leonardo Da Vinci
And
Albert Einstein ... :)
Try this.....its fun!
Remember a Number between 1-9

Now add 5 to it

Now multiply by 7

Add 5 & sub 3


Add 25

Add its digits now



Now forget all & go to bed!

Gd Nite
Apni Zindagi se Kuch pal De Do Mujhy
Aj na sahe apna Kal de Do Mujhy,

Khushi do ya Na do Marzi Tumhari
Apni Kisi Saheeli ka Number De Do Mujhy !