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Bahu: Maan ji,

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

Bari Mushkil Se

Bari Mushkil Se

Hum Aap K Liye

AasMaan Se Taare Torne Gaye

But

Wahan Ja Ker Yaad Aaya

k

Shopping Bag

to

Ghar Bhool Gaye

Kabhi kehta thaa

Kabhi kehta thaa dost hamara k "JAAN BHI MaanGO TO HAZIR HAI" aaj apni biwi koo jaan kehta hai aur Maango to inkaar karta hai.

Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki

Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai ZaMaane Ki

Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki

Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Ker Diye

Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki ......... ;->

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai?
Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho.....

Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena

Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena

Papa: Khud Lelo

Kid: Plz Dedo Na

Papa: Agar Ab Tu Ne Maanga Na Tou Thappar Parega

Beta: Acha Jab Thappar Mane Aana Tou Pani Le K Aana... ;->

Roses are Laal

Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.

Bura Maan Liya
Okay.

Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool

Lo thora aur bura Maan lo!

Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi

Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi

Meri Har Khushi Tere Naam Ho Gi

Kuch Maang Tou Dekh Ae Dost

Bijli'' Telephone, Gas Ka bill Aur

Qarz Me Doobi Hui Property Tere Naam Hogi . . . ;->

Breaking News!

Breaking News!

Rwlpindi K Qarib Musharaf K Qafle Pr Khofnak Bom Blast,

Sadar Samet Kayee Aala Auhdedar Halak.

Is Khabar K ArMaan Mei

2007 Chala gya ;->

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

aik bandar ka bacha apni Maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi

Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi

Or ab 1000 wale card main b mushkil se Maanti hy

FarQ Tou Para Hai

Jeenay Do Musharaf

Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi

Hain Mulaqat K Saare Hi Qareene Maujood

Aur Pehla Jo Qareena Hai Wo Bharpoor Bhi Hai

Meri Maano Tou Raho Aaj Ki Shab Ghar Mere

Load Shading B Hai Badal Bhi Hai Ghar Duur Bhi Hai ;->

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