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Ek Sardar 2 A Man : Yaar Musibat K Waqt

Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->

''Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain

''Aaj aasMaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasMaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)''

kyun duaein maang

kyun duaein Maang rahe the humari haar ki ! Indian bhaiyon ?

Yahi soch lete k Cup Sania k sasural mei he aa raha tha. . . ;->

Aaj ek din aur jee lo

Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek khuwaab aur dehk lo
Aaj ek Dua aur Maang lo
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Aaj ek sms aur karlo
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kia pathaa...
kal balance ho na ho!!.....

Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti saMaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti saMaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

2 Dost Suicide karne gae

2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut Maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.

Master bachon ko

Master bachon ko english parhatay huay:"dekho bacho! yeh ''M'' ha. ''M'' se mother banta ha,jaise sheeday ki Maan." aglay din master ne ek bachay se ''W'' ke bare mein pocha ke batao yeh kia ha? Bachay nai jawab dia: "Sir ha to yaih sheeday ki Maan magar is ka sur nechay aor tangain oper hain."

Munna Bhai:

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke SalMaan Khan thay!!!

Maine apny ghar

Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,wo sub Maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do,
wo b Maan jaiye gy

K

Shan baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai.

Ladkiyon ke college

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the ..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya. ..HUMARI MaanGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO?.

Gaon main Raat ko jab

Gaon main
Raat ko jab
Maan baap sotay nahi han
To
Bacha kehta hei
Soja baapu so ja
Nahi to 1 aur ho jaiga.....

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