Maan SMS Messages455 messages

May allah protect u from all harm, brighten your heart with noor of iMaan, bless u with the vision of ihsaan, and elevate u with the greatness of ramadhan! Ramadhan Mubarak!!!
Woh Sehri Ki Thandak
Woh Iftar ki ronak
Woh asMaan ka Noor
woh Taron ki chamak
Woh Masjidoo ka sawarna
Woh Minaaron ka Chamakna
Woh MusalMaano ki Dhoom
Woh Farishtoo ka Hajoom
jee Haan
Just 1 day
RAMADAN

Start preparing to welcome this HOLY MONTH
Ramadan Mubarik
YA ALLAH..

Iss Ba-Barkat Raat Main Ham Ko Woh Tamam Naematain

Atta Farma Jo NABI PAK (S.A.W) Ne Maangi Hain.

Aur Un Tamam Fitnoun/Museebatoun Se Mehfooz Farma,

Jin Se Hazoor-E-Pak (S.A.W) Ne Panah Maangi Hai.

( A A M E E N )

^~^ "SHAB-E-QADAR MUBARAK" ^~^
Marhaba Sad MarhAba Phir Aamd-E-RamzAn Hai

KhiL Uthey Murjhaey D¡L Taza Hua EMaan Hai

Hum GunAhgarOn Pe Yeh Kitna Bara Ehsaan Hai

Ya ALLAH Tu Ne Atta Phir Kar Diya Ramzan Hai

Dosto kAr Lo GunahOn sE Subhi Taoba K Ab

Par Gaey Dukh Pe Taaley Qaid Har Shetan Hai

Do Jahan Ki Nematein MiLt¡ Hain RozedaAr Ko

Jo Nahi Rakhta RoZa Woh Bara NadaAn Hai

Ya Elahi To MadeenEy Main Kabhi RamzAn Dikha

MudatOn sE D¡L Mein Yeh Hum Sub Ka ArMaan Hai...
Jazak ALLAH
I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, SanMaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI...
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
SanMaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se Maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?


Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?


Nai na?

Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanuMaan" nahi ban jata
Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab Maan gae hai,

tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b Maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.
Mareez Dr. Say: Dr sahab mujhe door ka nazar naheen aata.

Docter: Wo asMaan per kia hai?

Mareez: Chand.

Dr: Aby is se door kia farishte dekhe ga.
Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,

to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai

''Bahi tu apni dua Maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->
Ghajini me Aamir khan ne apko kia msg deliver krne ki koshish ki hai?


Nahi pata..?


Aray bhai yehi,

K Ab ganjay bhi Maang nikaal sakte hen....;-)