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O pakistanio

O pakistanio
bus main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi Maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
ADVANCE EID MUBARAK

1 Shakhs Gunah Karta Hai

Hadees!
Tum Me Se 1 Shakhs Gunah Karta Hai
Aur Is Ka Gunah Nama AMaal Me Likh Dia Jata Hai,
Phr Wo Toba-o-Astaghfar Krta
To ALLAH TA'ALA use Muaf Kar Deta Hai!

Aap(S.A.W.W)Ne Yeh Irshad 2 Bar Frmaya,
Phr Frmaya K Jub Tak Tum Toba-o-Astaghfar Se Na Uktao
To ALLAH TA'ALA Muaf Karne Se Nahi Uktata." Tibrani

vibration ka kamal

Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai
Hamara room room machal jata hai
Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai
Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai
Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kaMaal hai

wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho

wo darakht kia jis mey daali na ho,
wo baag kia jis mey Maali na ho,

wo ghar kia jis mey gharwali na ho,
or wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho

wo ainay me b.

Wo Aaine Ko B Hairat Me Daal Deta H
Kisi Kisi Ko Khuda Ye Kamal Deta H
Ajib Shaks Hai Rulata H Muje,
Fir
Ansu Ponchne K Liye RuMaal Deta Hy

mera kamaal

Mehrbaan kadardaan dekho
mere sms ka kaMaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega
or msg forward karega

Sono Tum Bhool Mat Jana....!!

Mujhe Awaz de dena

Kabhi ice cream lao tu!
Kabhi murghi pakao tu!
Kabhi picnic pa jao tu!

Mujhe Awaz de dena

Wallet ma Maal ziada ho!
Jo shopping ka Irada ho!
Kabhi dawat ma jana ho!

Ya kesi ko dinner pa bulana ho

Mujeh awaz de dena

Kabhi kisi se ho larna!!!!
Tu mjhe disturb na karna!

Kesi shaadi ma jana ho!
Jaise hi shuru khana ho!

Mujhe Awaz De Dena

Mujhe Tum Bhool Mat Jana
Sono Tum Bhool Mat Jana!!

Funny

Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
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Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varMaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

maal

Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy

Wo Naqab Aashiq K Liye Azab Hota Hy

Mat Mrna Hr Naqab Wali Larki Pr Dost

Khubsurat Packing Mein Maal Aksar Kharab Hota Hy.

funny poetry

'Aj Te Yar Skoon Ni Aya.
MENU TERA FON NI AYA.

Eni V Ki Beprwaii?
Teri Koi Miscal Ni i.
Tu Dil Apna Kithe Laya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya.

J Ni Balnce Te ethon Kallan
Fer Kran Ge Rj Rj Gallan
Kade Lyi A Maal Kmaya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya

J Dil Kidhre La Betha en
Meri Yad Bhula Betha en
Mere GaL Wich Pa De Phaya.
Menu Tera Fon ni aya

Aj Dihari Okhi Lngi..
Na E Surma Te Na E Kngi..
Zulfan Nu V Tail Ni Laya
Menu tera Fone ni aya'

1947 ka sms

1947 ka behtareen sms
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Us waqt mobile kahan tha?
Kabhi to apna dimaagh istaMaal kiya karo.

Rab ne "Maa" ko

Rab ne "Maa" ko ye azmat-e-kaMaal di,
Uski dua pe aayi musibat taal di,
Quran ne "Maa" k pyar ki is tarah
misaal di,
k
Jannat utha k "Maa" k qadmon me daal di..

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