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Maalik Ne Har Insaan

Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya

Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,

Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,

Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN

Kahi PAKISTAN Banaya.

Ek achha dos

Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao,
kyunki keemti motiyon ki Maala jitni baar hbi toote
use pirona hi padta hai..

Rango mein ghuli

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya Maal gulabi hai

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh ruMaal gulabi hai.

Aaye baghe askari

Aaye baghe askari k muqadas tareen phool
Aaye kaaba e fikro nazar aa kibla e asool
Aa hum say bhi khiraj e dil o jaan Kijye wasool
Mola tairey bagair hum ko qayamat nhn qabool
Jannat me Maalo zar na hukumat k wastay
hum ji rahey hyn teri ziyarat k wastay

Aap K Brain ki X-Ray

Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.

10g Mitti

10g Kankar-Pathar

25 Type k Keere makorey,

5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..

KaMaal hai...!!!

Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!

Teri yAad se 1

Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain Maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->

Khel kar yun ungaliyon

Khel kar yun ungaliyon se baalon me,

Aur uljhaao na sawaalon main.

Padhne waale to padh hi lete hain,

Dil ki sab daastan ruMaalon main.

Gar haqikat main na hue haasil,

Milne aaoge naa khayaalon me?

Samet lo in haste

Samet lo in haste hue najuk palo ko,
na jane yeh lamhe kal ho na ho,
Ho bhi yeh lamhe to kya Maalum,
shamil aapke un palo me hum ho na ho

Tumhari Wife Gum Hui

Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya

§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne

15-20 Din IsteMaal Kar K Loataya Tha.

Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"

Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say

Bartan lohe de kade

Bartan lohe de kade tuttde nahin,
Maali apne baagh nu kade puttde nahin;
Tutt jande ne kai baar khoon de rishtey,
par rishtey Dosti de kade tuttde nahin.

Duniya main Sab

Q : Duniya main Sab se Zyada IsteMaal hone wali Sawari ka naaam Bataye ???

Ans 9 : LIFT Q : Duniya main Sab se Zyada IsteMaal hone wali Sawari ka naaam Bataye ???

Ans 9 : LIFT

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