Maal SMS Messages90 messages

Kamal-E-Zabt Ka MaaliK
Nazr Shanas Bhi Tha,

Bichar Raha Tha AchanK
To Ba''hawas Bhi Tha,

Labon Pe Khobsurat Tabasum Sajaye Phirta Tha,

Wo Ek Shakhs Jo Shayed Udas Bhi Tha,

Main Jis Ki Yaad Ki Parchayon Mein Gum Rehta Tha,

Wo Dastaras Mein Na Tha Or Mere Pas Bhi Tha..
apny aaMaal par parrti hy nazar,to lara uth''ta hun,

phir sochta hoon k tera ik naam"REHMAN"Bhi to hy.
main tere milnay ko moajza keh raha tha lekin..

tere bicharnay ka saniha bhi kaMaal guzra...
Kartay hein log Maal jama kis lye yahan...

Silta hai aadmi ka ''KAFAN'' jaib k baghair . . . !!!
kiya tu b kisi aur ki ho jaey gi?

wohi din lot aaey hen

jo maazi me bitaaey thy..

mere pehlu me jb usny

muhabt se bhry ngmy sunaey thy..

bahaarain phir se aai hen,.

sji hen chaandni raatain..

nhi ab torrni qsmen,,

tumhara muntazir hy dil

mujhy phir pochna hy tum se

mera saath do gi tum....?

mujhy Maaloom hy

kaho gi tum kia

mgr phir b.....

kia wohi taareekh phir se dohraegi?

kia tu b kisi aur ki ho jaey gi...
usay meri chup nai rula diya
jisay guftugoo pa kaMaal tha!!
wo tu mujh sai mil k tha ro diyaa
faqat itna hi mujhai keh saka
jisay maanta tha main zindagi
wo tu sirf wehm-o-khayal tha..!!!
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye KaMaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Lady:i forget the name,but it starts with T.

Sadar:oye kaMaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!
Best SmS of 1947.
















Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka IstaMaal Kar Liya Karo!
Bas sms parhne ki jaldi lagi hoti hai.
Maalik:abay nokar kuttay abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray meray kano mien gunguna rahay hain

Nokar:sahab mainay machar maar diay hain yeh to un ki bivia hain jo vidva ho ker ro rahi hai
''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt

"FARAZ"

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Jab Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli,

Excuse Me!

Ye Naak Wala RuMaal Aapka Hai? :-)''
Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?


Any Guess?

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I''ll Tell You...

Maal Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)