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What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s MOUTh?
One U.S. leader!

Smile is the Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips...

Of Course you know the first one :)

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Its Keeping Your MOUTh Shut! :-)

Udaas

MOUT to bas apne nam se badnam ha
=Dost=
warna takleef to zindagi ma bi ho ha

Mout ki Awaz

Jab insaan k jism se roh nikali jati hai to wo itni buri tarah se aawazen nikalta he k sath wala dar k mary mar jaye.

Tum raho hum se door to,...

Tum raho hum se door to ik kaam kar jana
Kuch pal apne humare naam kar jana

Agar a jaye MOUT humain tere aane se pehle
To a kar mere janaze ka ehteram kar jana

Na rona isqadar ke takleef ho humain
MOUT ko bhi mazak samajh kar anjaan ban jana

Main ek din so jaon ga sada ke liye,
Phir mujhe bewafa keh ke badnaam kar jana

Jo guzro meri qabar se to nazrain na phairna
Mehman he ban ke Dua salam kar jana

SIMPLE & SMALL Commitments for Ramadan,

SIMPLE & SMALL Commitments for Ramadan,
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1.
Think before speaking to avoid lies,badMOUTh and backbiting.
2.
Don't watch movies/tv just for the sake of passing time.Read the Translation of Holy Qura'an sentence-wise.
3.
Don't waste Dua time by switching on the tv before Aftar.It's the best time for acceptance of Dua.
4.
Avoid anger or burning conflicts with people by deferring the issue or immediate resolution.
Remember,you are fasting.
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RAMADAN MUBARAK....
May Allah enable us to reap Ramadan benefits.Aameen.

AKSAR WO MUJH SY POUCHTE HY K!

AKSAR WO MUJH SY POUCHTE HY K!
KIA ZINDAGI HY OR KIA MOUT?
MAI KHAMOSH REHTA HUN OR DIL HE DIL MAI KHETA HUN K
THUJY PAA LIA TO ZINDAGI HY
OR KHOO DIYA TO MOUT

dinner should be light

Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open MOUTh?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)

Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing

Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips.
Of Course You Know The First One... :-D

It's Keeping Ur MOUTh Shut. :-P
But I Like The Way U Think! ;-)

Kuch Anmol Batain Meri

11. Nakami Ka Khouf Hi Nakami Ka Aaghaz Hai
12. Dua Yun Maango K Har Shay Khuda K Ikhtiyar Me Hai
13. Auron Ki Fikar Me Khud Ko Mat Bhool Jao,
14. Mayusi MOUT Ka Dusra Naam Hai
15. Hamesha Naik Bannay Ki Koshish Karo Jis Tarah Haseen Bannay Ki Koshish Kartay Ho . . . /

A Carin Fren Doesn''t

A Carin Fren Doesn''t Call & Speak;

He Makes It Wit A $Imple Sms!

Bcz Sms Is Not Wat The MOUTh Speaks;

Its Wat D Heart Really Feels.! ('';'')

A peach is a peach

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wiv tongues.so open ur MOUTh & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise

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