What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!

Aug, 22 2013 70 chars (1 sms) 6444 views Politics

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Pervez Musharaf ne Wardi Utaar di

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Naha k Phirse Pahin Li....

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band
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Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too Cycle Par Mohar Lagain

Nearly all men

Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.

paway ghusa kro

Pawy gusa kro
Pawy rowo
pawy pitto
pawy rola pao
Pawy aby nu daso
Pawy mobil tor deo
80 ty
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Apna vote ( sher nu pa dita a)
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_/ /_Aaahoo!

tareek-e-insaf

teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...

lo aaj say badal li

Lo Aaj Say Badal Li Hum Ne Bhi
Apni Soch,,,
Jo 1 sohni larki ka rishta le kar de
Ga Wohi Vote le Ga…
(kuri Do, voot Lo)
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(‘,’) /’SaDa HaQ….
>) ) eThEy….
_l /_ RaKh…

Government is like

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Zardari ka naya

Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo

Politics is the art

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

I don"t make

I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.

2013 kay elections

Tou Ajj Qoum ny Sabit kr dia
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Vote Shair da
Ty Khaal Shoukat Khanam di

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What’s the fluid capacity

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