What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!

Aug, 22 2013 70 chars (1 sms) 6269 views Politics

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Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band
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Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too Cycle Par Mohar Lagain

*UNLUCKY NUMBER*

*UNLUCKY NUMBER*

BENAZIR BHUTTO,! born in
1953 =1,9,5,3 "9"

she has died in ,!
2007= 2+0+0+7="9"

total period from 1953 to 2007 is
54 years=5 +4 ="9"

1st suicidal attack on her ,!
18 oct. = 1+8 ="9"

2nd suicidal attack on her in which she died
27 dec. = 2+7 ="9" .:)-

Tmhara farz hai dalna

Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna

Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo

Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo

0rat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo

Pr dlo zrur apna

VOTE

The flood of money

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.

Judges, Aur Qadeer

Judges, Aur Qadeer Khan Sahib ka masla hal karna achchee baat hai,laikin hamari soch iss sey bard kar honee chahiye, Kaheen aisa to naheen k hum kissi aur Musharaf ko Dawat dey Rahey hein... Musharaf sey jo Ghunah huye wo to apni jagah laikin meri yeh tajweez hai k "Khudara iss Mulk ko Sahi Manoon mein Islami Bananein k Liye aisey Steps uthayein k jin sey phir koi Musharaf sir na utha sakey"

Kindly think and do your best as you can. Allah Bless you All.

mustafee ho gaya

mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush

Dil main he mere

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

"Dard-e-bhutto"
"Dard-e-bhutto"
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
""Dard-e-Bhutto""

I M Holding On Ur R

I M Holding On Ur Rope
Got Me Ten Feet
Off The Ground

And I M Hearing
What U Say
But I Just Can''t
Make A Sound

U Tel Me That
U Need Me
Then
U Go And Cut Me Down
But Wait...

U Tel Me That
Ur Sory
Didn''t Think Id
Turn Around
And Say Late

That Its Too Late

To Appologize

Its To Late.

Good leaders are

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

Aetzaz Ahsan

Aetzaz Ahsan Found A Jin ...

Jin : Kia Hukm Hy Mere Aaqa ???

Aetzaz : Foran Judges Ko Bahaal Kerwao ... !!!

Jin : Aaqa Hukm Do , Chawalian Na Maro ... ;->

Government is like

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Teacher Pathan Sy:

Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"

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