What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
  

Aug, 22 2013     70 chars (1 sms)     4787 views       Politics

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Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,
Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…
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Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,






"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha"
Mubarak ho Pakistanio :p
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Purana Pakistan repair ho
gaya naya boht mehnga tha
Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
Aj sy 10 saal pehlay
Pooray Mohalay main sirf Nazim Sahib k Ghar Phone tha,or sirf Aik PCO tha
Mohalay k saary LARKON ki Nazim ki Beti se dosti thi.
Aur ab!
Her larky k pas Mobile hy, her aik ki apni apni grl Friend hy

Farq tu para hy.
Farq parta hy
Sahi qayadat sy
Sahi faisle sy.

"Geo Musharaf"
Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"

Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say
P o l i t i c i a n ...

One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections

And

Your Confidence After ... ;->
Judges, Aur Qadeer Khan Sahib ka masla hal karna achchee baat hai,laikin hamari soch iss sey bard kar honee chahiye, Kaheen aisa to naheen k hum kissi aur Musharaf ko Dawat dey Rahey hein... Musharaf sey jo Ghunah huye wo to apni jagah laikin meri yeh tajweez hai k "Khudara iss Mulk ko Sahi Manoon mein Islami Bananein k Liye aisey Steps uthayein k jin sey phir koi Musharaf sir na utha sakey"

Kindly think and do your best as you can. Allah Bless you All.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush