What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!

Aug, 22 2013 70 chars (1 sms) 4704 views Politics

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Hell, I never vote

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

I don"t make

I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.

Zardari ka naya

Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo

What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!

Politics is the art

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

Aj sy 10 saal pehlay

Aj sy 10 saal pehlay
Pooray Mohalay main sirf Nazim Sahib k Ghar Phone tha,or sirf Aik PCO tha
Mohalay k saary LARKON ki Nazim ki Beti se dosti thi.
Aur ab!
Her larky k pas Mobile hy, her aik ki apni apni grl Friend hy

Farq tu para hy.
Farq parta hy
Sahi qayadat sy
Sahi faisle sy.

"Geo Musharaf"

wapda walon ki

Wapda waloun ki maa ki……
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azmaat ko mera slaam.
(‘;’)>Aslaam oalikum
/)( / \anti g.

jaatey jaatey wo

jaatey jaatey wo mujh par ehsan kar ghayee,
insurance policy sey jeena aasan kar ghayee

aur apni marzi sey badalta hoon jamhuriat k gear,
yun lagta hai naam merey Pakistan kar ghayee
(thoughts of mr.zardari)

sorry zardari g public demand hai kya karein

Dil main he mere

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

"Dard-e-bhutto"
"Dard-e-bhutto"
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
""Dard-e-Bhutto""

I M Holding On Ur R

I M Holding On Ur Rope
Got Me Ten Feet
Off The Ground

And I M Hearing
What U Say
But I Just Can''t
Make A Sound

U Tel Me That
U Need Me
Then
U Go And Cut Me Down
But Wait...

U Tel Me That
Ur Sory
Didn''t Think Id
Turn Around
And Say Late

That Its Too Late

To Appologize

Its To Late.

*UNLUCKY NUMBER*

*UNLUCKY NUMBER*

BENAZIR BHUTTO,! born in
1953 =1,9,5,3 "9"

she has died in ,!
2007= 2+0+0+7="9"

total period from 1953 to 2007 is
54 years=5 +4 ="9"

1st suicidal attack on her ,!
18 oct. = 1+8 ="9"

2nd suicidal attack on her in which she died
27 dec. = 2+7 ="9" .:)-

aaj kal sirf 2 topics

Ajkal sirf 2 topic ke bare me bat horahi he
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Election 2013……. And Aashiqui 2:-P:-;-)

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