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Aug, 22 2013
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I don"t make
I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.
Government is like
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Those who are too smart
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.
Har mulk mein Munafiq
Har mulk mein Munafiq hotey hein laikin lagta hai ka hamarey mulk mein un kee wafar miqdar payee jaati hai.
Naheen mantey.
Proof#1: Jab Liaqat Ali sahib ko goli lagi thi to qatil ko ussi waqt kyun mar diya ghaya tha?
Zardari ka naya
Zardari ka naya slogan,
Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
wapda walon ki
Wapda waloun ki maa ki……
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azmaat ko mera slaam.
(‘;’)>Aslaam oalikum
/)( / \anti g.
mustafee ho gaya
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,
jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
P o l i t i c i a n ...
P o l i t i c i a n ...
One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections
And
Your Confidence After ... ;->
The flood of money
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.
Politics is the gentle
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
Hakumat k New Year
Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band
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Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too Cycle Par Mohar Lagain
Nearly all men
Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.
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