What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!

Aug, 22 2013 70 chars (1 sms) 4480 views Politics

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The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.

Government is like

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Zardari ka naya

Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo

Good leaders are

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

Those who are too smart

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.

Har mulk mein Munafiq

Har mulk mein Munafiq hotey hein laikin lagta hai ka hamarey mulk mein un kee wafar miqdar payee jaati hai.

Naheen mantey.
Proof#1: Jab Liaqat Ali sahib ko goli lagi thi to qatil ko ussi waqt kyun mar diya ghaya tha?

Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"

Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say

Hakumat k New Year

Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band
.
.
.
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Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too Cycle Par Mohar Lagain

Wat did Clinton say

Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.

BENAZIR BHUTTO

BENAZIR BHUTTO B=Brave
E=Efficient
N=Noble
A=Able
Z=Zealious
I=Intelligent
R=Reliable

B=Bounteous
H=Honorable
U=Unique
T=Tolerant
T=Telented
O=Oriental
Great Loss For
P=oor
P=eoples of
P=akistan.

What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!

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