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The flood of money
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The flood of money
The flood of money
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.
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Jun, 11 2010
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Wat did Clinton say
Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.
What’s the fluid capacity
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
A good leader i
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
Politics is the art
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
2013 kay elections
Tou Ajj Qoum ny Sabit kr dia
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Vote Shair da
Ty Khaal Shoukat Khanam di
mustafee ho gaya
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,
jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
Ager ek Kashti main
Ager ek Kashti main
Musharaf
Nawaz Sharif
Chaudry Shujat
Aur Arbab Ghulam Rahim
Ja rahe hon n Achanak Kashti Doob jae
To aapke Khayal main kaun bach jaega ??
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Main bataun..
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Pakistan!
In politics
In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?
Pathan:
Pata nahi..?
Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?
Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
I M Holding On Ur R
I M Holding On Ur Rope
Got Me Ten Feet
Off The Ground
And I M Hearing
What U Say
But I Just Can''t
Make A Sound
U Tel Me That
U Need Me
Then
U Go And Cut Me Down
But Wait...
U Tel Me That
Ur Sory
Didn''t Think Id
Turn Around
And Say Late
That Its Too Late
To Appologize
Its To Late.
mein shohrat ka
mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,
"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha"
mustafee ho gaya
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,
jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
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