In order to become

In order to become
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
  

Jun, 11 2010     68 chars (1 sms)     3123 views       Politics

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A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government
Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
P o l i t i c i a n ...

One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections

And

Your Confidence After ... ;->
Yeh Bhazi Khoon ki Bhazi hai
Yeh Bhazi tum hi haro ga
Har ghar se Bhutto nikla ga
Tum kitna Bhutto maro ga

Jiye PPP
Jiye BHUTTO
Jiye BENAZIR
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.
Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,
Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…
OR
Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
Har mulk mein Munafiq hotey hein laikin lagta hai ka hamarey mulk mein un kee wafar miqdar payee jaati hai.

Naheen mantey.
Proof#1: Jab Liaqat Ali sahib ko goli lagi thi to qatil ko ussi waqt kyun mar diya ghaya tha?
Aj Dil Di Kehn Nu G Karda,

Tere Dil Wich Rehn Nu G Karda,

Khushian De K Tenu Tere Dard Sehn Nu G Karda,

Rab Jane Tera Mera Ki Rishta,

Bas Tenu Apna Kehn Nu G Karda......
Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.