In order to become

In order to become
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
  

Jun, 11 2010     68 chars (1 sms)     2823 views       Politics

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
Ya Allah is election mei “sher” ko pinjray mei rakhna,
“cycle” ko raaste mei rakhna,
“Kitab” ko bastay mei rakhna,
“Teer” ko kaman mei rakhna,
“Tarazu” ko dukan mei rakhna,
“Patang” ko asman mei rakhna,
Hum ko apni Hifz-o-Aman mei rakhna,
aur Sirf “Bat” ko Meidan mei rakhna.
Vote 4 Pakistan Thereeq Insaf
Tabdele lae …
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
Ajkal sirf 2 topic ke bare me bat horahi he
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Election 2013……. And Aashiqui 2:-P:-;-)
Wapda waloun ki maa ki……
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azmaat ko mera slaam.
(‘;’)>Aslaam oalikum
/)( / \anti g.
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
Pawy gusa kro
Pawy rowo
pawy pitto
pawy rola pao
Pawy aby nu daso
Pawy mobil tor deo
80 ty
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Apna vote ( sher nu pa dita a)
(-,-)
<) )>
_/ /_Aaahoo!
Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"

Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable;
the principles of it are troublesome.