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Pervez Musharaf ne Wardi Utaar di

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Naha k Phirse Pahin Li....
  

Jun, 11 2010     105 chars (1 sms)     2734 views       Politics

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Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,
Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…
OR
Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
Arz kia hy.
Ye dolat bhi lelo,
Ye shuhrat bhi lelo,
Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani,
mgr mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan,
wo kaghaz ki kashti, wo barish ka pani,
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REMIX.
Ye zardari bhi LeLo,
Ye Altaf bhi LeLo,
Ye imran bhi LeLo,
Ye Molana bhi LeLo. Bhalay cheen Lo hum se
hamari hina rubani
Magar humko Lota do qeematein purani
wo Aata
wo Chini
wo Bijli
wo Pani
Bri mehrbani. Bri mehrbani
New sms ha abhi markit ma aaya hai ghuma do!
Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
Ajkal sirf 2 topic ke bare me bat horahi he
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Election 2013……. And Aashiqui 2:-P:-;-)
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
Mubarak ho Pakistanio :p
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Purana Pakistan repair ho
gaya naya boht mehnga tha