Among politicians

Among politicians
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable;
the principles of it are troublesome.
  

Jun, 11 2010     95 chars (1 sms)     3041 views       Politics

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In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye
ga…
Roh ka jism se rishta toot
jaye ga…
Abhi waqt hai 2,4 sms kar
do
kal kya pata
Nawaz Shareef 1 sms pr kitna
text lgaye ga…
Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band
.
.
.
.
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Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too Cycle Par Mohar Lagain
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
Aj sy 10 saal pehlay
Pooray Mohalay main sirf Nazim Sahib k Ghar Phone tha,or sirf Aik PCO tha
Mohalay k saary LARKON ki Nazim ki Beti se dosti thi.
Aur ab!
Her larky k pas Mobile hy, her aik ki apni apni grl Friend hy

Farq tu para hy.
Farq parta hy
Sahi qayadat sy
Sahi faisle sy.

"Geo Musharaf"
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.