Politics is the art

Politics is the art
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
  

Jun, 11 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     3056 views       Politics

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Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
Ya Allah is election mei “sher” ko pinjray mei rakhna,
“cycle” ko raaste mei rakhna,
“Kitab” ko bastay mei rakhna,
“Teer” ko kaman mei rakhna,
“Tarazu” ko dukan mei rakhna,
“Patang” ko asman mei rakhna,
Hum ko apni Hifz-o-Aman mei rakhna,
aur Sirf “Bat” ko Meidan mei rakhna.
Vote 4 Pakistan Thereeq Insaf
Tabdele lae …
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable;
the principles of it are troublesome.
BENAZIR BHUTTO B=Brave
E=Efficient
N=Noble
A=Able
Z=Zealious
I=Intelligent
R=Reliable

B=Bounteous
H=Honorable
U=Unique
T=Tolerant
T=Telented
O=Oriental
Great Loss For
P=oor
P=eoples of
P=akistan.
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
Larki khubsurat honi chahiyeh ……………………….
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Q ky ……..
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Shareef to Nawaz shareef be hai……
aaj purani rahoon sey koi mujhe awaz na dey, dard mein doobey gheet na dey ghum ka sisakta saaz na dey,
(Zardari)
hum chord chaley hein mehfil ko yaad aaye kabhi to mat rona. (Nawaz Sharif)

socha tha pyar na karein ghey, hum na rice pe marein ghey.(Pervaiz)
I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush