Politics is the art

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

Jun, 11 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2627 views Politics

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Teacher Pathan Sy:

Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"

A good leader i

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

I M Holding On Ur R

I M Holding On Ur Rope
Got Me Ten Feet
Off The Ground

And I M Hearing
What U Say
But I Just Can''t
Make A Sound

U Tel Me That
U Need Me
Then
U Go And Cut Me Down
But Wait...

U Tel Me That
Ur Sory
Didn''t Think Id
Turn Around
And Say Late

That Its Too Late

To Appologize

Its To Late.

Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"

Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say

Pakistan k Masael

Pakistan k Masael,

Politicians
Police
Army
Double Crossers
Pakistan k Vasael,

Gharib Awam

phir b kehta hoon, Masael ko Khatam karo aur Vasael ka kamal dekho.

Politics is the gentle

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

In politics

In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

Judges, Aur Qadeer

Judges, Aur Qadeer Khan Sahib ka masla hal karna achchee baat hai,laikin hamari soch iss sey bard kar honee chahiye, Kaheen aisa to naheen k hum kissi aur Musharaf ko Dawat dey Rahey hein... Musharaf sey jo Ghunah huye wo to apni jagah laikin meri yeh tajweez hai k "Khudara iss Mulk ko Sahi Manoon mein Islami Bananein k Liye aisey Steps uthayein k jin sey phir koi Musharaf sir na utha sakey"

Kindly think and do your best as you can. Allah Bless you All.

The more you

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.

I don"t make

I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.

2013 kay elections

Tou Ajj Qoum ny Sabit kr dia
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Vote Shair da
Ty Khaal Shoukat Khanam di

The flood of money

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.

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