Politics is the art

Politics is the art
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
  

Jun, 11 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     3400 views       Politics

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In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
Lo Aaj Say Badal Li Hum Ne Bhi
Apni Soch,,,
Jo 1 sohni larki ka rishta le kar de
Ga Wohi Vote le Ga…
(kuri Do, voot Lo)
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(‘,’) /’SaDa HaQ….
>) ) eThEy….
_l /_ RaKh…
P o l i t i c i a n ...

One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections

And

Your Confidence After ... ;->
I M Holding On Ur Rope
Got Me Ten Feet
Off The Ground

And I M Hearing
What U Say
But I Just Can''t
Make A Sound

U Tel Me That
U Need Me
Then
U Go And Cut Me Down
But Wait...

U Tel Me That
Ur Sory
Didn''t Think Id
Turn Around
And Say Late

That Its Too Late

To Appologize

Its To Late.
-=News Alert=-
Pervez Musharaf ne Wardi Utaar di

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Naha k Phirse Pahin Li....
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
Mubarak ho Pakistanio :p
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Purana Pakistan repair ho
gaya naya boht mehnga tha
BENAZIR BHUTTO B=Brave
E=Efficient
N=Noble
A=Able
Z=Zealious
I=Intelligent
R=Reliable

B=Bounteous
H=Honorable
U=Unique
T=Tolerant
T=Telented
O=Oriental
Great Loss For
P=oor
P=eoples of
P=akistan.
Yeh Bhazi Khoon ki Bhazi hai
Yeh Bhazi tum hi haro ga
Har ghar se Bhutto nikla ga
Tum kitna Bhutto maro ga

Jiye PPP
Jiye BHUTTO
Jiye BENAZIR
Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,
Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…
OR
Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…