Politics is the art

Politics is the art
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
  

Jun, 11 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     3550 views       Politics

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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.
Lo Aaj Say Badal Li Hum Ne Bhi
Apni Soch,,,
Jo 1 sohni larki ka rishta le kar de
Ga Wohi Vote le Ga…
(kuri Do, voot Lo)
.
(‘,’) /’SaDa HaQ….
>) ) eThEy….
_l /_ RaKh…
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,

jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
keh rahi hai awam ooonchi awaz mein bol bol k,
apna pol chchupa rahey hein doosroon k khol k,

aur naheen pard raha hai farq kissi ko b yahan,
Kissi main ko phenko k khali hein dhakney main hole k
Arz kia hy.
Ye dolat bhi lelo,
Ye shuhrat bhi lelo,
Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani,
mgr mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan,
wo kaghaz ki kashti, wo barish ka pani,
!
REMIX.
Ye zardari bhi LeLo,
Ye Altaf bhi LeLo,
Ye imran bhi LeLo,
Ye Molana bhi LeLo. Bhalay cheen Lo hum se
hamari hina rubani
Magar humko Lota do qeematein purani
wo Aata
wo Chini
wo Bijli
wo Pani
Bri mehrbani. Bri mehrbani
New sms ha abhi markit ma aaya hai ghuma do!
Aetzaz Ahsan Found A Jin ...

Jin : Kia Hukm Hy Mere Aaqa ???

Aetzaz : Foran Judges Ko Bahaal Kerwao ... !!!

Jin : Aaqa Hukm Do , Chawalian Na Maro ... ;->
P o l i t i c i a n ...

One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections

And

Your Confidence After ... ;->
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.