A good leader i

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

Jun, 11 2010 127 chars (1 sms) 3919 views Politics

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Politics is the art

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

Politics is the gentle

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

mubarak ho

Mubarak ho Pakistanio :p
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Purana Pakistan repair ho
gaya naya boht mehnga tha

Hell, I never vote

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Among politicians

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable;
the principles of it are troublesome.

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye
ga…
Roh ka jism se rishta toot
jaye ga…
Abhi waqt hai 2,4 sms kar
do
kal kya pata
Nawaz Shareef 1 sms pr kitna
text lgaye ga…

Shareef to Nawaz shareef be hai

Larki khubsurat honi chahiyeh ……………………….
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Q ky ……..
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Shareef to Nawaz shareef be hai……

Government is like

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Hakumat k New Year

Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa:
1.AATA Band
2.GAS Band
3.BIJLI Band
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Agar Awam Ki Haava Bhi Band Karna Chahta Hoo Too Cycle Par Mohar Lagain

What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!

Wat did Clinton say

Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.

Aj Dil Di Kehn Nu G Karda

Aj Dil Di Kehn Nu G Karda,

Tere Dil Wich Rehn Nu G Karda,

Khushian De K Tenu Tere Dard Sehn Nu G Karda,

Rab Jane Tera Mera Ki Rishta,

Bas Tenu Apna Kehn Nu G Karda......

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A good leader i

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