Politics is the gentle

Politics is the gentle
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
  

Jun, 11 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2542 views       Politics

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I M Holding On Ur Rope
Got Me Ten Feet
Off The Ground

And I M Hearing
What U Say
But I Just Can''t
Make A Sound

U Tel Me That
U Need Me
Then
U Go And Cut Me Down
But Wait...

U Tel Me That
Ur Sory
Didn''t Think Id
Turn Around
And Say Late

That Its Too Late

To Appologize

Its To Late.
Har mulk mein Munafiq hotey hein laikin lagta hai ka hamarey mulk mein un kee wafar miqdar payee jaati hai.

Naheen mantey.
Proof#1: Jab Liaqat Ali sahib ko goli lagi thi to qatil ko ussi waqt kyun mar diya ghaya tha?
Ya Allah is election mei “sher” ko pinjray mei rakhna,
“cycle” ko raaste mei rakhna,
“Kitab” ko bastay mei rakhna,
“Teer” ko kaman mei rakhna,
“Tarazu” ko dukan mei rakhna,
“Patang” ko asman mei rakhna,
Hum ko apni Hifz-o-Aman mei rakhna,
aur Sirf “Bat” ko Meidan mei rakhna.
Vote 4 Pakistan Thereeq Insaf
Tabdele lae …
Zardari ka naya slogan,

Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
Tou Ajj Qoum ny Sabit kr dia
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Vote Shair da
Ty Khaal Shoukat Khanam di
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.