Politics is the gentle

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

Jun, 11 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 2682 views Politics

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Ya allah iss election

Ya Allah is election mei “sher” ko pinjray mei rakhna,
“cycle” ko raaste mei rakhna,
“Kitab” ko bastay mei rakhna,
“Teer” ko kaman mei rakhna,
“Tarazu” ko dukan mei rakhna,
“Patang” ko asman mei rakhna,
Hum ko apni Hifz-o-Aman mei rakhna,
aur Sirf “Bat” ko Meidan mei rakhna.
Vote 4 Pakistan Thereeq Insaf
Tabdele lae …

A good leader i

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

Nearly all men

Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.

Tmhara farz hai dalna

Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna

Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo

Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo

0rat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo

Pr dlo zrur apna

VOTE

2013 kay elections

Tou Ajj Qoum ny Sabit kr dia
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Vote Shair da
Ty Khaal Shoukat Khanam di

Wat did Clinton say

Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.

What’s the fluid capacity

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!

Politics is the gentle

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

Good leaders are

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

keh rahi hai awam

keh rahi hai awam ooonchi awaz mein bol bol k,
apna pol chchupa rahey hein doosroon k khol k,

aur naheen pard raha hai farq kissi ko b yahan,
Kissi main ko phenko k khali hein dhakney main hole k

Dil main he mere

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

"Dard-e-bhutto"
"Dard-e-bhutto"
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
""Dard-e-Bhutto""

Government is like

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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