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Dada apnay poatay se:

Dada apnay
poatay se:
tmhare teacher
a rahay hen
tm chup jao.
Poata:
pehle ap chup jain
mene ap ki MOUT
ka bahana bna
kr 2 hafte ki chutti li hy

reading from book of facts

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a MOUTh wash ?"

Why do men like love at first sight

Why do men like love at first sight

Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her MOUTh

brain ....to think abt u

brain ....to think abt u
eyes....to look at u
heart.... to luv u
legs... to walk with u
MOUTh ... to say i miss u
foot .... to kick u if u forget me

what do you do if

what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you run cause he''s got a grenade in his MOUTh

Mina: U tell a man

Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the MOUTh.

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from MOUTh
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)

There was ONe guy

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his MOUTh starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....

There was ONe guy

WOMAN: U Tell

WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .

MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The MOUTh. . . ;->

Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thng

Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thng
U Can Do Wid Ur Lips.
Ofcourse U Know The First
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Dont Think Wierd, Stupid..
Its Keeping Your MOUTh Shut ;->

Aik janaza dekh kar larki muskurae

Aik janaza dekh kar larki
muskurae,

Aik bazurg bole beti jawan MOUT par muskaraya nae krte,

Larkhi:baba kya karo wada kiya tha jb b milenge muskura ke milenge.

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