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''''Kia aap k mobile

''''Kia aap k mobile
ko Qabz ki
shikayat hai

Jo SmS nhi
nikal rha

2 tablet easy
Load ki khila do
Qabz toot jaye gi

aur SmS nikalny
shoro ho jain
gay :))''''

''SARDAR: KAL HUM

''SARDAR: KAL HUM NAY EASYLoad WALAY KO BEWAKOOF BNAYA

BOY: WO KASAY?

SARDAR: HUM NAY US KO 100 RS KA NOTE DYA OR NUMBER GLAT LIKHWA DYA!!!!''

''Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

''Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''

''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur

''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''

''Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.

''Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
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Khirki Darwaze Khol.
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Chnada mama ko bol
All is Well
WAPDA KIA JAANE
Student KA kia ho ga??
Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga??

to mom bati jla, Generatot Chal ya
U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaya all is well.....''

It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..

It iS A ChALLeNgE f0r u..

Ap KAbhi Bh¡ kAr nAhi sAktE..
HimAt hy t0 kAr kE DikhA0..

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MErE # pE 100 kA Load... ;->

Your brain will be

Your brain will be refreshed in next five seconds.....5.....4....3...2..1.LoadING........Please wait.....ERROR: no brain detected

A gud frnd iz like a Donkey,

A gud frnd iz like a Donkey,

bcoz a gud friend carries the Load of dificulties and pains in friendship.

U do same & U r my gud frnd,so U r my cute Donkey GUD LUK

Girlfriend’s r like

Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
DownLoad their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….

5 sardars & a girl

5 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resQ rope.

Pilot: One must leave bcoz of overLoad.

Girl: I''ll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

Doctor''s Preciptiom 4 U................

Doctor''s Preciptiom 4 U................

A Cute Little Smile 4 Brak Fast.......

More Laugh 4 Lunch........

Loadz Ov Happiness 4 Dinner...............
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Doctor''s Fee........ A Sms When U R Freee.........:)

There was ONe guy

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had Loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....

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