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next generation will learn the alphabets in this wat :
A-APPLE
B-BLUETOOTH
C-CHATING
D-DOWNLoad
E-EMAIL
F-FACEBOOK
G-GOOGLE
H-HOTMAIL
I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGSTON
L-LAPTOP
M-MESSAGE
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUICK TIME
R-RAM
S-SERVER
T-TOUCH SCREEN
U-USB
V-VISTA
W-WIFI
X-XP
Y-YOUTUBE
Z-ZUBAIDA AAPA
WAPDA walon ka kehna hai k sirf June tak hi awam ko Loadshedding ki takleef bardashat karni hogi
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Uske baad to aadat ho jayegi.
Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs downLoad karwane hein.

Dukandar:Memory Card hai ?

Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.
Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…



Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->
Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyLoad nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
Mezbaan: Lassi aap peety nahi,

Chai hum pilaty nahi,

Roti ka time nahi,

Botal ka mosam nahi,

Ab batain apki kya khidmat karein ?
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Mehmaan: To phir bas EasyLoad hi karwa dein.
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This van is Loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
Beta ro raha tha Abu ne pucha ro rahe ho ?mujhe batao dost samajh kar.

Son:Kuch nahi yaar,sabzi k paiso se apni waali ko Load karwa diya to teri waali ne boht mara hai.
Aam ki khushbu,
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka Mosam aaney ko tayar,
Thori si masti,
Thora sa pyar,
Load Sheding k liye raho tayar,
"HAPPY SUMMER SEASON mere YAR ;->
Cell Phones Can B Irritating Sometimes.
U Always Hve To ReLoad, Recharge Evry Nw
& Thn
Msgz r Delayd. Ntwrk Jam
Bt
Dere''s 1 Thing I Luv Abt It
It Connects Me To U (:
America K Hamlo''n Main

Khud-kash Dhamako''nMain

Mehangai Aur Berozgari Main

Load Shedding Aur Aaty Ki Qillat Main

Maghrib k Rasm-e-Rivaj Main

Musharraf Ki Nijat Main

Wakilo''n Ki Baghawat Main

Aur

Zardari Ki Sadarat Main

Aap Ko
Eid Mubarak .... ;->
PLZ NOTE:


Eid pay qurbaani k baad
Khaal ko baich kr uss se hasil honay wali raqam
Ko
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