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1) Kis MuLQ main NanGay Paoen ChalneY per SaZa Di JaTii Hai ?
2) Darya-e-Neel Kis Mulk Main Hai ?
3) Wazir-e-Load Sheading Ka Naam Kia Hai ?

Try Must...!!
And Reply Must..!!
Sky Is Blue, Feel This Hue,

My Love Is For You Bhaiya…Always True.

Loads Of Good Wishes For Raksha Bandhan
sardar: Mene kal easy Load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->
Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 Load krna he

Servicing Man : Memory card he?

Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D
Sardar : Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...

Dukandar : Memory Card Ha??

Sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card Chalega??
Khushi Ko Karo Save
Rishto Ko Karo Recharge
Dosti Ko DownLoad
Dushmani Ko Erase
Sach Ko Broadcast
Jhuth Ko Switch Off
Tension Ko Not Reachable
Pyar Ki Incoming On
Nafrat Ki Outgoing Off
Language Ko Control
Hassi Ka Outbox Full
Aansu Ka Inbox Khali
Gusse Ko Hold
Muskan Ko Sent
Help Ko Ok
Self Ko Autolock
Dil Ko Karo Vibrate…

Always Be Happy
&
Good Morning
Wishing is good for us. Daydreams, fantasies, castles in the air, and aspirations all drive us forward, impel us to make things happen. They also tell us a lot about ourselves. Our wishes come straight from our core, and they are Loaded with vital in. .

Gud Morning
N
Hve A Blessed Day
This van is Loaded with _l''''l________ --/ l__l Delivery | | ________ L(o)__l___(o)__| This van is Loaded with LOVE n CARE, Wishing U and your family A HAPPY DIWALI
_l''''l________
--/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is Loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI


Salesman:This computer will
cut your workLoad by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi
Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga
Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving
TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami
Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat

(A Public Service Msg By K.E.S.C)
Raat Ko Neend Nahi Aati
Din Ko Chain Nahi Aata
Maine Dil Se Pocha
Ke Kia Yahi Pyar Hai
Dil Ne Kaha Nahi

Load SHADING Ki Waja Se Sab Ka Yahi Haal Hay