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Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..

pathan & maulana

Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,

Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.

PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..

1 pathan

1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi Kehta mri shalwar

Koi Kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya

papa

Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa Kehta hu.........

Bekhaber Hoon Faraz

Kon Kehta Hye Teri Yad Se Bekhaber Hoon.
Faraz
So Bhi Jaon To Tere Khwab Jaga Detay Hain.

naam mitti mein

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
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Sardar:Yaar abba Kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.

Bepanaah Mohabat

Mujhe aaj bhi uski Bepanaah mohabat rone nahi deti "Faraz",
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Jo Kehta tha "meri jaan nikal jayegi tere aansu girne se pehle".

1 Class Ka Bacha

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..

Books Me Likha H

Books Me Likha He Phool Todna Mana He
Bago Me Likha He Phool Todna Mana He
Par 1 Cheez....Koi Nahi Kehta

K Dil Todna Mana Hai...

Kitna Bad-naseeb

Kitna Bad-naseeb
he wo Insan Jo
Apne Waleden ki
Khidmat kr k Dua
nai leta

Or

Logo se Kehta
Rehta he k
Mere Ley Duaa
Krna.....!

Kash hum ek SMS hoty

Kash hum ek SMS hoty bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty mana k
aap hamy delete kar letay laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky
paas hoty or bari khushi say Kehtay EID MUBARAK

TUM AAO TO HUM

TUM AAO TO HUM BHI EID KARAIN,
HASRAT HAI TUMHARI DEED KARAIN,
TUM AAO TO HUM BHI EID KARAIN,
KehtaY HAIN EID KI AMAD HAI,
TOU LOG BHI KUCH TAEID KARAIN,
TUM AAO TO HUM BHI EID KARAIN.

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