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!! Kuch khuwab thay meri ankhon main,

Tujhay pa lenay ki chahat thi,

Chand lafzon main he Kehta hoon,

''Mujhay tumse bohot mohbat thi''

Par tu kiya janay chahat ko,

Tujhay ho jati to poochta main,

Dil jab jab toot k rota hai,

Kiya dard tumhain b hota hai?

Ye khuwab haqeeqat ho jaye,

Kisi apnay jesay sangdil se,

TUJHAY KAASH MOHBAT HO JAYE !!
q Kehtay hain log k sohbat ka asar parrta hai.

mohsin

main to bewafaon ki mehfil mein reh kar bhi wafaaen nibhata raha..!!
uski yadon me doob jata hun.
khud ko tanha kbi jo pata hun.

qatra qatra wajood se le kr.
khwahishon ko lahu piktata hun.

log khushiyan tajash karte hyn.
main to gham b khareed lata hun.

aj kal hy mizaj e dil barham.
rona chahun to muskrata hun.

roz Kehta hun bhool jaon usay.
roz ye baat bhool jata hun!
woh sari baatain yaad aati hain us ko

woh subhain,
woh shaamain

wohi zindagi ki musafatain

jinhain gin gin kay guzara kartay thay..

phir jub

haqeeqaton main wapis lout''ta he

toh

muskura daita he,.

aur

sar jhatak kay Kehta he..

pagli!!!
husan-e-shama likhoon ya sarab likhoon,

hum dum likhoon,sathi likhoon ya khuwab likhoon,

tere sarapa-e-husn se heran hoon main,

mehjabeen likhon,sehe rukhi likhoon,
bewafa likhoon ya hijaab likhoon,

khatam ho jata hai zakhira-e-alfaz..

dil to Kehta hai teri tareef be hisab likhoon.
mera zamir mujhse Kehta he,

kaya dekhta hay apne hathon ki lakeron ko

,Amir,

wo tera tab bhi na tha jab uska hath tere hath me tha.
mohabbat na samajh hoti hai samjhana zaroori hai
jo dil main hai use aankhon se kehlaana zaroori hai
usoolon per jo aanch aaye tou takraana zaroori hai
jo zainda hai tou phir zinda nazar aana zaroori hai
bohot bebaak aankhon main talluq tik nahin sakta
mohabbat main kashish rakhne ko sharmaana zaroori hai
saleeqa hi nahin shaayad use mehsoos kerne ka
jo Kehta hai khuda hai tou nazar aana zaroori hai
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Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap Kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
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