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Ek bari ek bhikhari

Ek bari ek bhikhari Santa ko Kehta k bhagwaan ke naam pe kuch dede..Santa ne apni cycle bahar nikali aur usko.
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Cycle pe "JHOOTHE" dene lagg gaya--..

Gaon main Raat ko jab

Gaon main
Raat ko jab
Maan baap sotay nahi han
To
Bacha Kehta hei
Soja baapu so ja
Nahi to 1 aur ho jaiga.....

Ek shaks naya doctor

Ek shaks naya doctor banta hai.,doctor banne k baad us ne pehla opertation kiya...
operatiön theater se nikal kar Kehta hai..
"ya allah mera pehla gift kabool karna..

Kabhi kehta thaa

Kabhi Kehta thaa dost hamara k "JAAN BHI MAANGO TO HAZIR HAI" aaj apni biwi koo jaan Kehta hai aur maango to inkaar karta hai.

DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB

DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB

MAA BAAP SOTE NAHI

TO BACHA Kehta HAI

SO JAO WARNA

EK AUR BACHA HO JAIGA

Tu Kutta Tu Kutta

Tu Kutta

Tu Kutta

Tu Kutta

Phir Kehta Hoon

Tu Kutta

Ek Baar Phir Kehta Hoon

Tu Kutta

Rakh Le

Kion K Aaj Kal
Choriyaan Boha Ho Rahi Hain..... ;->

Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai

Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

jab sidhu laughter challenge main

hans hans kar har contestant se Kehta hai-

bas kar mere BAAP

Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo

Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo

hawain kehti hain pyar karo

ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo

lekin

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ghar walay Kehtay hain ke

tussi bahot chotay ho

thora intezaar karo

Jo sagar ne kaha

Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
Kehta hun,

aey

chal chal

hawa

aane de

Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-

Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-dasht(memory) chali jaati hai...
toh us ko ice-cream wale utha k le jate hain...
kyon???
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Ans- kyon ke woh Kehta hai.. "main cone hoon.. main cone hoon.." ;->

ik admy anpe ghar

ik admy anpe ghar waloon ko Kehta hai ke jab main maroon ga

tu mery kabarr main ik cap main thori se chai rakh dena

orr wo ik din marr giya ghar waloon nai is ki kabarr main chai rakh de

hasab lene ik farishta yaa orr iss nai kaha ke hasaab do
admy Kehta jere pehlee farishte cha pe ke gay se o koon se

ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey

ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey

kareloon ki famaish karta hai jab us ki biwi kareley bana k lati

hai tu ik dhaga us k moo mein ajata hai wo nikalta hai or nikalta

hi rehta hai do min bad wo Kehta hai k begum jaldi
aao mei udhara ja raha hoon....

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