Kehta SMS Messages277 messages

Jaanta hu ke bewafa hain who,
Fir bhi dil ke haatho fareb khata hu.
Roz Kehta hu ki bhool jaaunga usko,
Roz isi baat ko bhool jaata hu.
Jab Koi Kalaam Kisi K Dil Mein utar Jaata Hai
Sach Kehta Hoon Likhne Wale Ka josh Nikhar Jaata Hai
Lagta Hai Kuchh To Hai Maayne Dil K Ehsaason K
Har Alfaaz Kagaz Par Khud Sawar Jaata Hai
Gali se ek ladki guzra karti thi
Uske chehre par nakab hua karta tha
Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
Shyad vo use dilo jan se chahata tha
Woh use baar baar Kehta “Muh se naquab hata do apna chand sa mukhada dekha do”.
Par ladki ne muh se naquab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na dikhaya
Kai din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aaya
Ladki kuch pareshan se rehne lagi
Kisi terha puchte puchte woh uke ghar pahochi.
Padosiyon ne kaha “ Mahotarma aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us deewane ke to saat roz pehle he mot ho gaye”.
Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya ladki ko ladke ke kabar tak pahuchaya
Ladki zor zor se rone lagi apne aansuon se kabar ko dhone lagi
Tabhi kabar se ek aawaz aaye
“Waqt waqt ke baat hai pehle tumhare chehre par naquab tha aur aaj humare chehre par hai”
Small love story

Gali se ek ladki guzra karti thi

Uske chehre par naqab hua karta tha
Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
Shayad woh use dilo jaan se chahata tha

Woh use baar baar Kehta

"Muh se naqaab hata do apna chaand sa mukhda dekha do".

Par ladki ne muh se naqaab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na
dikhaya.



Kayi din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aaya

Ladki kuch pareshan si rehne lagi

Kisi tarah poochte poochte woh uske ghar pohochi.



Padosiyon ne kaha " Mohtarma, aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us
deewane ke to saat roz pehle hi maut ho gaye".
Pakistan k Masael,

Politicians
Police
Army
Double Crossers
Pakistan k Vasael,

Gharib Awam

phir b Kehta hoon, Masael ko Khatam karo aur Vasael ka kamal dekho.
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay Kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?

Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon Kehta hai”

batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji
Thought of life:

Kon ye Kehta hai Allah nazar nahi aata...
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Sirf wohi tou naZar a''ata hai jab kuch naZar nahi a''ata...
Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane
lagti hai...Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,
Aur hole se dil Kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams....
sb kehtey hain kya hai tu,
wah wah tera style hai,

magar jb koi phuchta hy meri height,
mai Kehta hou ose .....::::GOOD NIGHT::::.....

GOOD NIGHT U ALSO
Koi had b usko yad nahi,Koi baat b usko yaad nahi

Ik shakhs ne usko chaha tha,Wo zat b usko yaad nahi

jab shab ki bijli chamki thi,aur badal toot k barsa tha

Hum dono jis mei bheege thay,Wo barsat b usko yaad nahi

Wo sahil,darya, phool,hawa,wo wada sath nibhane ka

Or shab bhar "chand" ko dekha tha,wo raat b usko yad nh,

wo kehti thi mai sunta tha,mai Kehta tha wo sunti thi,

un lakhon baton mai koi ik baat b usko yad nahi
Woh kehti hai k kia ab bhi kisi k liye laal hari chooriyan khareedtay ho?
main Kehta hon ab kisi ki kalai pe yeh rang acha nahi lagta.

Woh kehti hai k kia ab bhi kisi k anchal ko aakash likhtay ho?
main Kehta hon ab kisi kay aanchal main itni wosaat kahan hai..

Woh kehti hai k kia mere baad kisi larki se muhabbat howi hai tumhai?
main Kehta hon, muhabbat sirf larki per mushtamil nahi hoti.

Woh kehti hai k janan! lehjay main bohat udaasiyat si hai?
main Kehta hon k titliyon ne bhi mairay dukh ko mehsoos kiya hai.

Woh kehti hai k kia ab bhi mujhay bewafa k naam say yaad kartay ho?
main Kehta hon k mairay nisaab main yeh lafz shamil hi nahi.

Woh kehti hai k kabhi mairay zikar per ro bhi laitay ho gay?
main Kehta hon k mairi ankhon ko har waqt ki phoowar achi lagti hai.