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Kartay hein log maal jama kis lye yahan...

Kartay hein log maal Jama kis lye yahan...

Silta hai aadmi ka ''KAFAN'' jaib k baghair . . . !!!

Duniya Bananay Wale Ki Taraf Se

" Dhamaka Ramzan Offer "

Jannat Mai Plot Book Karvain , Inthai Asan Shrait Pr ,
Sachi Tooba Se ,
Advance Booking KArwain ,
Rozana 5 Namazoon K Installments Jama Karwain ,
Corner Plot K Liye Poore Rozay Rakhien ,
Behtrin Tamirat k Liye Zakat Dain ,

There R Only 7 Days Left ..

Jaldi Karo

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra Jama hai tere na any se.

Meri taraf se tmko

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Meri taraf se tmko Ye kenchi gift.yeh lo aur Logo ki Jaib kato or sms k Lye Paise Jama karo

Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se

Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh

Mohalay me kitna Kachra Jama hai Tere na any se.

Ostad,, bato 5880

Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko Jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq

kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
Shagird!
Janab Sar may dard hi hoga!

''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!

''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!

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Sadqay jaoun Jamadarni ko bhi na chorna ..! :-)''

''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY

''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY

WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH

AUR HO TERA DEDAR BAR BAR ES LEYEA JamaL GHOTA RAKA HY''

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now dont ask me 4 more sms ...

appna raag aap Jamaoo

Boy: Tum gaana

Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil Jamaate hain.

Bathmeez

Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJama,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR

Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Balle balle

Haye shaawa

Chak de phatte

Aha ahaOoo...

OoOoO...Oo

Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..

Mauj mana lo

Tak taka tak

Tak taka tak

Duzzz..Duzzz..

Bishken...Bishken

Totak totak totak tutian hy Jamalo Hy Jamalo

-Kyunke-

Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a

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