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"Doctorate"

"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
MaJama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate

Lamha Lamha Sanse

Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai, Jindagi Maut Ke Pahluo Me So Rahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah. Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye
Ro Rahi Hai

Kabhi kabhi meray

Kabhi kabhi meray dil mein khayal ata hai
K zindagi teri zulfon ki narm chhaon mein
Guzarnay pati tu shadab ho bhi sakti thi
Yeh teragi jo meri zeest ka muqadar hai
Teri nazar ki shuaon mein kho bhi sakti thi
Ajab na tha k mein begana alm ho kar
Teray Jamal ki ranaeon mein kho rehta
Tera gudaz badan teri neem baz ankhein
Inheen haseen fasanoon mein mehav ho rehta
Pukarteen mujhe jab talkhiyan zamanay ki
Teray labon say halawat k ghoont pee leta
Hayat cheekhati pherti barehna sir aur mein
Ghaneri zulfon k saya mein chhup k jee leta

Bathmeez

Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJama,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR

Bathmeez Chaddar

Bathmeez
Chaddar Ki Kameez,
Lohe Ka PaiJama,
Bandar Tera Mama,
Billi Teri Mausi,
Kutte Mera Yaar,
Aam Ka Aachar,
Miss U Mere Yaar

mein shohrat ka

mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye Jama karney ka talib naheen,

"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha"

Bari warsi khatan gia

Bari warsi khatan gia si,khat k lianda PaJama
jeda mera sms paran-to bad Pangra na pawayyy...
Apni Mashoooq de Bachian da Mama ;)

Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

balle balle
haye shaawa

chak de phatte

aha aha

ooo...OoOoO...Oo

gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..Mauj mana lo

tak taka tak
tak taka tak

duzzz..
Duzzz..

bishken...Bishken

totak totak totak tutian hey Jamalo
hey Jamalo

kyunke..

bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida ay.

Tumahre Bhai ki B

Tumahre Bhai ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas K Bhai Ki Biwi Kii Saas
K Pati K Jamai K Pote Ki Maa
Kis Saas Ki Nand Ka Bhai Aap Ka Kaun Hua.....???
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The Answer Is " Father "

Dimag H To Jawab

Dimag H To Jawab Dena
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka
Kaun…

Rasmalaai? Nope!

Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab Jaman?
Nah!
Let Me C..
How Bout Jalebi?
Hmm…
Nope!
Damn!
Still Cant Find
Anything As Sweet
As U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

ek girti barish or

ek girti barish or ek khyaal uska ek phol gulab ka or ek Jamal uska barish ki bonden jo yad dilati hain uski so hath dua me hain or honto pe swal uska.

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