Interesting SMS Messages29 messages

If you avail a chance to throw a shoe..!!

Which person you want to see as the Target..???

(No Politician)

Waiting for your Interesting Reply..!!
Today is CoUpLe Day..!!

Make my couple with anyone of your own choice..!!

Share it with your friends and get Interesting replies..
but reply me 1st..
I am waiting for your replies..!!
Most Interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)


Wife: What is so Interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of Interesting!!!
Maths Magic:Ur cell nmbr''slast digit x 2+ 5x 50+ ur AGE+ 365&- 615.The last2 numbr isur age &1st numbr isur cell''s last no.TRY ITS Interesting.
The Most Interesting ThinG abouT thiS sMs is thaT by The Time U Realize That NothinG is WriTTen in iT..
iT WouLd bE Too LaTe For U To Stop Reading iT... ;->
Wife: What is so Interesting in me?




Husband: I dont know the meaning of Interesting ;-
Teacher: History is a very Interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->
An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:

"If You Are Able To See This,

Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->