I____you SMS Messages284 messages

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.


Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
''*I
*Miss
*You


Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain


Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain


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Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''
I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife
COURT ORDER
U
R
Accused
Of
coming
into
my
life
and
Hi-jacking
my
smiles
with
your
friendship
Since
U
r
found
guilty
u
r
Sentenced
2
b
my
frend
NO BAIL !!!
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back
A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?