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A 60 years old bachelor

A 60 years old bachelor advertises His Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian saHib" is umar mein RISHTA naHi FARISHTA aata hay.

This is my leg

THis is my leg
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Itne Dair Dabane ke Liye Thanks.I Feel Much Better Now... :-)

This msg is strictly

THis msg is strictly for cute and charming people only...Since u accidently recieved msg. We deeply apologise for the disturbance due to technical error;-)

A successful man is

A successful man is one who makes more money than His wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

World cup ke shekast

World cup ke shekast k bad inzamam ko bv ne bazar say daHi lane ka kaha to inzamam ne logon k der say burka pehn lia .
burka pehn k Bazar puhuncha Hi tha k ek urat ne us se pucha.Tum inzamam ho na?Us ne ghabra k kaha NHi to Us urat ne kaha Ghabrao nHi Main Yunus Khan hon.

Gadha kitna bekar

Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara Hi samajti hai, is main aqal b naHi hoti magar is bechare ki Himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.

Yaar mainu ik

Yaar mainu ik call kri,koi khas kam nHi,meri ik friend hai,tery naal gall krna chandi hai,osnu yaqeen nHi honda k Bander v gallan kardy ne.

Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay

Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay

1..Rozana Brush karna

2..Choclate or sweets kam khana

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Muj se kabHi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!

CHAND per Apka naam l

CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai
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Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath naHi pohanchta
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Dosri yeh k yeh khayal hamesha dopehar main Hi aata hai

When a black cat falls

When a black cat falls
down,wat will the wHite cat say..???

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Dont start tHinking like an idiot. it will only say....

Meaaaoooon....

It’s a test to check your

It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics

But you’ve to read tHis msgfor once only..
Ok!

R u ready??

Here we go

2+7

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+12

-8

The question is:how many times did u press the button?
hahaha

aap kahin bohat zarori kaam

aap kaHin bohat zarori kaam say ja rahay hain lakin achanak apk rastay main aik kali billi aa jay tu iska kia matlab hai?
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sochain aHi aur sochain
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aray bhaee osay bHi koee zaroori kaam hoga isliay tu kaHin ja raHi hai :)

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