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Tum Ek aise Don ho

Tum Ek aise Don ho Jiske Pass Har Lock Ki chabi hai

TabHi tu Aapko Don With Key kehte hain

Aur

Pyar se

" DONKEY" kehtye hain

A Boy got Job in Girls

A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?

Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhHi miligi ?

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo naHi ay?

Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai tHi

tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai tHi?

papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi tHi sir

ALLAH Bachaye !

ALLAH Bachaye !

Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se

Dubai k sHiekh Se Nai ki Shave se

Aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se

Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

Student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! BaccHi check ker...."

Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

Woh choom lain ek bar to aati naHi neend

unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet

iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo

"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"

Karan Johar is producing a new film

Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searcHing 4 new talent

I''ve suggest ur name
plz go on and meet Him

The movie name is

"AQQAL HO NA HO"

a thief jumped in2 a

a tHief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!

yamraj took man to hell.....

yamraj took man to hell.....
there he saw gandHi jee dancing wid bipasha..
man asked yamraj:gandHi jee ki saza itni mazedaar ku?
yamraj:saza tu bipasha ko mili hai...

a man kills a deer n

a man kills a deer n cooks it,n doesnt tell kids abt it..

he gives a clue to dem..
"its sumtHing wht ur mom calls me"

son screams:dun eat it....."KUTTA HAI"

boys psycology:

boys psycology:

fraud wid inocent gurl,

frndsHip wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,

flirt wid freaky gurl,

luv wid cute gurl,
n
marriage!!!

"jesi ammi kehti hain"

once a king ask

once a king ask HisunsHi k uski beti k leye larka dhondo
munsHi ne beti ki omer pocHi..
king:18
munsHi:agar 18 saal ka na mila tu 9-9 saal k do le ao..

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