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teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?

teacher:bacho wada karo kabHi sharab,cigerate nHi peo gay?

bachay:nHi peean gay..

teacher:lerkion ka peecha nHi karo gay aur na Hi unhain chero gay?

bachay:nHi karain gay...

teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???

bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....

Ae item, kesa hae

Ae item, kesa hae?Tera bot memory aa rela tha.Ita tem ho gela hai
tere ko dekha bHi ni.Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apn ko, mis to karega

A Sardar looking at

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to tHis city..

bikari : 50 paise de

bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana naHi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise naHi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??

Aik bhoot nay bhagwan

Aik bhoot nay bhagwan ke KHidmat ke bhagwan nay khush hoo kar kaha Mang kya mangta hai.
Bhoot:Mughay khoobsorat larkion ka khoon chosna hai...
Bhagwan nay usay Always Ultra bana dya...

Khaufnaak Andheri

Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch naHi hotay

Jealous HUsband

Jealous HUsband : Aj Tak Tum Kitne Logo K Sath Soi Ho?

Wife: Sach Boloon to Sirf Ap Ke Sath Hi soi hoon.
Baki SabHi Ke Sath Sari Sari raat Jagi Hoon

Duniya Main Sab Se

Duniya Main Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?

DHOBI-

KabHi BHi Kisi Ke Ghar ja kar bol sakta hai saHib bibi ji ko bolo Kapray nikal kar rakhe main abHi aa kar le le leta hon

Boy: Larkiyan Peps

Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl NaHi Bharta

Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain

What Is a kiss? In view of

What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!

Economics:
" kiss is that tHing for wHich DEMAND is always Higher than SUPPLY!

Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"

Computer:
" Like a LAN , in wHich 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"

School se hasil ki hum ne education.

School se hasil ki hum ne education.
PHir bHi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition
Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission
pHir bHi ap chae aay withoutpermission

How a girl replies if Himesh

How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!

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