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Sher ki shadi thi

Sher ki shadi tHi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bHi sher thee.

Rub se dua karte hain,

Rub se dua karte hain,K mere doston ko khusHiyon ka sansar mile,Or jo muje sms nHi karte,Unhe apni girl friends se behno jesa pyar milay:-)

Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..

Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bHi msg naHi aayato..
To

tO

to

aaj apni dosti khatam...

Aur

Kal sa pHir shuru

karti ha meri bewi

karti ha meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti ha muj se ye mis FAKHiRA kon hai?banwaya jab mein n apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin neHi ye ab NADRA kon ha

Phoolon mai Tum Khayalon mai Tum

Phoolon mai Tum

Khayalon mai Tum

Dil main Tum

Baghon main Tum

Sapnon main Tum

Yaadon main Tum

0 Tussi ghar v Benday O ke PHiRDAY E REHNDAY O.

Son:Papa sab log shadi

Son:Papa sab log shadi karke pareshan hai tau shadi Q karte hain

Papa:Beta akal badam khane se naHi, thokar khane se aati hai !

Sardar by mistake

Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet .

All ladies suddenly stand up !

Sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHi KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO

Yeh Jo Hai Na...

Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Mein Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye NaHin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate BHi Hain...Try kar k dekhain..Hahaha!

Newton ne apple

Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or gravity ki khoj ki
Koi ya puchey k 25 saal sa potty karta tha
to wo kya upar jati tHi Saaley hamain bevakuf banatey hain

"PAKISTAN FRIENDSHIP COURT

Sare gawaho or bayano ko madde nazar rakhte hue

"PAKISTAN FRIENDSHiP COURT"

ki dfa

"SACHi DOSTI"

ke tahat hamari

"DOSTI KI ADALAT"

tumhe hamre har janam ka dost manti hai aur tumheumar bhar dosti nibhane ka hukam deti ha.

WE WILL BE FRIÉÑD$ FÖREVER

Bolo sazamanzur hai?

have nice Day

sardar ka RADIO kharab

sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila. Yeh deekh kar sardar gussy se bola!
Chalega kese? Sala singer Hi mar gaya..!

BIWI k kharche se tang

BIWI k kharche se tang aakar PATI bola.."1 kg. LipStick ek m0nth me kha jati ho.."

BIWI boli.."jhoot q boltay ho,500 garms to tum Hi chaat jaty ho. Haha

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