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Aj agar apka sms

Aj agar apka sms ayega to Hi ham ROTI khain gae!!!

SacHi

Warna.........

Ghusay main PANIR PARATHA AUR CHiCKEN PALAO
k baad ICECREAM kha k PEPSI p k din guzaar len gae..

WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?

WHiCH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?

A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS

Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?

Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?

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Ans. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHiLD.

Hi ! What r U doing

Hi ! What r U doing?Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek sawal ka jawab do.
Sawal hai Ke wo konsa jaanwar hai.

Jo is waqt Mera SMS parh raha hai.reply?

Definitions :

Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by His bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

Sales man : Sir

Sales man : Sir, wHich shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Ali''s.
S.M : WHich after shave do y use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : WHich tooth paste do u use ?
C : Ali''s ?
S.M : WHich shampoo do u use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Sir , what is tHis Ali''s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"

INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHi NAHi HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHi WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.

XCUSE ME.... WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???

XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???

I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA NaHi he..

XCUSE ME.... WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???

XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???

I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA NaHi he..

Man ask to GOD- whats love?

Man ask to GOD- whats love?
God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best
one. I went back but could not find it there.
GOD said- THis is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.
So never let ur love go!!

Gang of SARDARS

Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of cHilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta

Dear Customer, ;

Dear Customer, ;-) Your batHing date validity for one year is over. So please take bath today and save public.

Thank you.

.¤CUSTOMER CARE¤

Clean WoRlD.

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