Foot SMS Messages38 messages

BOY:I''ll climb the

BOY:I''ll climb the tallest mountain,swim the deepest ocean, walk onhot coals bareFoot just to meet you!!!
GIRL:How sweet!! can we meet now??
BOY: not now!! it''s raining outside!!!!!

1 Hand on Horn

1 Hand on Horn

1 Hand on Gear

1 Ear listening Mobile

1 Ear listening Muzik

1 Foot on Accelarator

Other on Clutch

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Both Eyes On Girlz

WELCOME to PAKISTAN

A very busy nation...

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY Foot BALL"

INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.

A guy takes his wife to

A guy takes his wife to a Football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.

Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,

Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Swim de deepest ocean,
Walk on hot coal bareFoot,
just 4u!

Girl: So sweet Can u come 2 meet me?

Boy: Not now, its Raining....

8. What is height of Suicide?

8. What is height of Suicide?

A. A dwarf jumping from the Footpath on the road.

Late Bed Wakings,

Late Bed Wakings,

Slight Breakfasts,

Bus stand figures,

Foot Board Travels,

Late Attendance,

Long intervals,

Sharing Canteen Foods,

Many Proposals,

Mobiles in Silent mode,

Late night Chats,

Some misunderstandings,

Correcting Friends,

For exams micro slips,

Struggle for marks,

Prestige in arrears,

Mass Bunk,

Saturday Date,

Enjoying Arguments,

Freshers with fear.

Farewell with tears.

''''University life is nothing but heaven'''' :)

Which is the only woman

Which is the only woman to have crossed the seven seas on Foot!!!

Socho, socho!!!

Divya Bharti!

Saath samundar paar main tere peeche peeche aa gayi!

why is fire engine red in colour????

why is fire engine red in colour????

ans: bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps,
steps r Foot long n measured by ruler,
ruler can be king or queen, elizabeth was a queen..
elizabeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea,
fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland,
national flag of finland is red ,
so fire engine is red in colour

Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn

Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?

2 Sides Hoti Hyn

Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->

Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest

Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal BareFoot Just 4 U ...

Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??

Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...

"JHOOM RE"

"JHOOM RE"
Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay Foot paTH per JA rahay thay..!

Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?

Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!

Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?

TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.

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