Foot SMS Messages38 messages

= = = t0dAyZzZ ThOuGhT = = =

= = = t0dAyZzZ ThOuGhT = = =

Whenever You Move Even A Step Frwrd In Life
Then
Leave Your Foot Prints At Each Steo
So That
The World Can Identify Your Step

// T o D a Y z T h O u G h T //

// T o D a Y z
T h O u G h T //

Don''t Ask God To Guide

Your Footsteps

If You''re Not

Willing To

Move Your Feet...

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play Football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

American : "our dogs find bombs"

American : "our dogs find bombs"
Japanese : "our fish play Footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray to gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...

Quaid foot ho gaye

Quaid Foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play Football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

Old phrase:

Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
..
.
New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in Foot.:-)

Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?

Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & Football.........?
.
.
.
.
Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.

Sardar''s Interview 4 New Job

Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...

''News: 3 Chimps

''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing Football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''

''How do you

''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer Foot of his head.''

brain ....to think abt u

brain ....to think abt u
eyes....to look at u
heart.... to luv u
legs... to walk with u
mouth ... to say i miss u
Foot .... to kick u if u forget me

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