Eating SMS Messages105 messages

Everyone sent u
Tradition words about
Eid but i m the fist one
To send u

"Meat Mubarak"
And
Keep on Eating
Different dishes
On this season
Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne chEating ki hay.
class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
chEating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz ChEating..
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz ChEating..
Everyone sent u
Tradition words about
Eid but i m the fist one
To send u

"Meat Mubarak"
And
Keep on Eating
Different dishes
On this season

Happy Bakrid Mubarak
Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!
In a park 2 lovers were Eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur Eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is Eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Love,
Like, a storm raging in all frenzy,
Furiously bEating the waves.
Or, turbulence beneath tranquil sea,
Mysteriously it behaves.
9 Most Brain
Damaging Habits

1. No breakfast
2. Over Eating
3. Smoking
4. High sugar
consumption
5. Air pollution
6. Sleep deprivation
7.Head covered while
sleeping
8. Working with your
brain during illness
9. Talking rarely

Forward To Whom
You Care About ... :)
In Which Situation, Do Men Start SwEating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!