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They Says That:

"Walking is Good for Health"

But

Have U Ever Seen Any Postman
BEating A Truck Driver?

At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions
are falling in Love,4.1 Million are Eating & only one
cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS....
Good Night!!!

Lives are for living I live for you

Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for bEating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

Dear Friend,

Dear Friend,
Your Validity For Taking Food
During The Day Time Has Expired.
Please Fast Next 30 Days
To Resume Your Day Time Food.
Thank You For Eating.
Happy Ramazan

Considering his achievements

Considering his achievements
of crEating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Santa:

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is Eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

You are one of the

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
CrEating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

High Level Insult....

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business

3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne chEating ki hay:p

''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
CrEating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''

''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka"

2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"

3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"

4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"

5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me ChEating Karary"

6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"

7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".''

U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-CrEating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere

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