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Considering his achievments of

Considering his
achievments of
crEating shortage of,

Wheat

gas

power

suger

water

Musharaf has been
give the title of

Quaid-e-Qillat...!!!!!!!

If ur world is spinning around

If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is bEating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure

Considering his

Considering his
achievments of
crEating shortage of,

Wheat

gas

power

suger

water

Musharaf has been
give the title of

Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->

Two lions broke

Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were Eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->

Our education system

Our education system has a drawback;
it does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our tests collaboratively,
they call it chEating... ;-)

"Doctor, are you sure I

"Doctor, are you sure I''m suffering from pneumonia? I''ve heard once about a doctor trEating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don''t worry, it won''t happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only." . . . ;->

2 men were talking!

2 men were talking!

1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.

2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->

Height of bad luck-

Height of bad luck-

A vegetarian Eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n

dies because of
BIRD FLU

Movies Related to College Life

Movies Related to College Life

Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
ChEating == Aksar
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
KT == Aakhri Rasta

Wife : Luk A Thief Has

Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now Police Or Ambulance..

If Ur World Is Spinin Around...

If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
N Ur Heart Is BEating Fast..

Do U Think Its Luv?

Na Muna...
Its Called Heart Attack!

Eating Rotten Fruit,

Eating Rotten Fruit,

Sleeping Near Drainage,

Dog Biting Twice,

Travelling In Govt Bus..

R A Million Times Better Than

Believing A Girl! ;-)

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