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Teacher: How Do

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE

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If You Have AnyThing Really Valueable To Contribute To The World . . .
It Will Come Through The Expression Of Your Own Personality
That Single Spark Of Divinity
That Sets You Off And Makes You Different From Every Other Living Creature. . .

Remember that you

Remember that you are one of those who r very special, and the special people have special thoughts, they even read wht others have done, but they are always intended to do a Different that make them live more that hundreds of the years

Smile For The OnesG

Smile For The Ones You Love...
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy...
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes ...
But
A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything ...
And
Leave The Best Of Us Speechless ...

GoOd MoRnInG ... (:

Words Spoken By

Words Spoken By Sum1 Sumtymz
Leads You To Different Skies Filled
Wid Delinquency Of Those
Moments Which Can B Cherished
Even In Desolation Of Life n Make
You Believe Those Moments
Would Return
1ce Again 2 Adore
Or
To Fill Your Life Wid Colors Of Rainbow

G o_O d
M o R n I n G

Have A Worry Free Sunday (=

May this diwali Light

May this diwali Light up new dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues, Different perspectives, everythin bright & beautifulfil and fill ur days with pleasant surprises and moments.

Happy Diwali.

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to Different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,
in 15 mins

the machine was stolen.

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..

Bcoz..

There are so many new mistakes..
Try Different each day.

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE

''Pani me tairna machli ka style

''Pani me tairna machli ka style
Hawa me udna "POPAT" ka style
Different sms bhejna,phone karna humara style
Fukat ka sms padna,phone sun-na Aapka style..''

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