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High clas insult:

High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to Dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai

Kal 100 logon ko bewakoof banaya..

Kal 100 logon ko
bewakoof banaya..

kaise?
niche Dekho..
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aur niche...

Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha..
Ab 101 HOGAYE !

W1y w2y w1y w5y W5x w1y w2y w1y

W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y

Nhi smaj aya?
Zra ulta kr k Dekho

HaHaHa!

Paagal!
Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to ulta kese smaj aaey ga

Ghar me practis karna

Ghar me practis karna

1. Aik angoor lo

2. Hath me pakro

3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho

4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me Dekho

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Sardar aur us ka dost

Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
Dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.

''Yeh Jo Hath Me

''Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na

Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai

Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,

Try krke Dekho
Its possible''

''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,

BADLUCK to Dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,''

''Dekho yaar?

''Dekho yaar?

kisi ne bilkul khali msg bheja he.''

''Kal 125 Logo Ko Bewakoof Banaya… . Kaise?

''Kal 125 Logo Ko Bewakoof Banaya…
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Kaise?
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Niche Dekho..
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Bas,Aise Hi!
Ha..Ha..
Ab 126 HOGAYE!''

''No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent Plz Plz

''No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent
Plz Plz

Is Sms Ko Apny Doston Ko Byjo
Or Dekho Kitny Bywkoof Isy Pura Nai Parhty

''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab

Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

Kämbäkht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''

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