Chor SMS Messages462 messages

Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga
Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga
Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga
Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin
Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga
Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga
Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga
Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga
Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin
Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga
“Kash kuch Dino ke Liye Duniya ko Chor jana Mumkin hota

“Faraz”

suna hai Log bohat yaad kerte hein Duniya se chale jany k baad..!!”
Buhat Chup chup Se Rehtay Ho Na Bantay Ho,

Sanwartay Ho Na Koi baat Kertay Ho Bhari Mehfil Main Bhi Akser Humesha Khoye Rehtay Ho

Udassi Aankh Main Le Ker Her ik Chehray Ko Taktay Ho

Koi jab Yaad Ata Hai To Thundi Aah Bhartay Ho
To Khul Ker Kion Nahien
Kehtay Kisi Se Payar kertay ho

Kahien Dil Chorde Aye
Ho ??????????
Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali Chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
dekh ker taj mahal, shah jahan k potey boley.
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aaj hamarey b bank balance hotey,

agar dada chiChorey na hotey.
“Allah” K Khof Se Srif 1 Gunah Chor Dena 1 Lakh Tahajjud Nafil Namaz Se Barh Kr Hy.
Hum tanha tanha say log ~
Bahut bychain rehtay hain ~
Bahut udas hotay hain ~
kash koi baat smjhnay wala ho ~
Koi dukh uthany wala ho ~
Mgr nahi
Koi nahi smjhta ~
koi nahi apnata ~
Mgr suno tum mari bat ~
Muj say ukta jany waly ~
K hum tenha say log ~
Kisi ko dukh nahi datay ~
Kisi ka sath nahi Chortay
Bus itna hota hay ~
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Chahny wala 1 or dukh dy kr chla jata hy ~
Yi sochy baghair ~
Yi janay baghair ~
K hum kasy jiay gay itnay dukhon k dermian
Zawal-E-Shab mein sitaron ne sath Chor dia. . .
Hawa chali to chiraghon ne sath Chor dia. . .
Mila jo moka muje un se baat karne ka …
Mera naseeb k lafzon ne sath Chor dia. . .
Wo Ru-baroo tha magar usko dekhte kese ?
Wo Rang-O-Noor tha,Ankhon ne sath Chor dia
ek dost ne apne dost se kha k agar me mar jaon to tum kiya karo gy.to dost ne mazaq me jawab diya k me to bhot khush ho jaon ga agle din os ka dost mar geya or ek lettar us dost ke liye Chor geya jis me likha hua tha yar jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi k liye
Kitny Ghuroor se Wo Mujhy Tanha Chor gya he ...DOST...
Use Maloom tha Mery Paas koi or nhi uske siwa...
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki Chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "