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"APP K DOST" Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

Jb meri koi call na aye,

jb koi sms na aye,

jb koi missed call b na aye,

To.....!

smaj lena k.

"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE Card ki zAr0rt hy ;->

man to man to motel desk

Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit Cards

molvi pappu ne farmaya

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH

a pathan called fm radio said

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit Card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

d card k golden numbers dikhao?

Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.

Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?

d card k golden numbers dikhao?

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P

app k dost ko 100 wale card ki zar0rt hy

Jb meri koi call na aye,

jb koi sms na aye,

jb koi missed call b na aye,

To.....!

smaj lena k.

"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE Card ki zAr0rt hy ;->

i am dreaming of whi

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas
Card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May
all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.

no greeting card to

No Greeting Card To Give..

No Sweet Flowers To Send..

No Cute Graphics To Forward..

Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
"HAPPY X''MAS"

heard you are celebr

Heard you are celebrating a belated birthday this year....
Bet all those other fools sent Cards on time

birthday is the main

Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts,
friends, and free animated eCards.

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