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Reaction of Girl When She Lost Dere Purse!


POOR GIRL: Oh ! I''ve Lost Money . . .



RICH GIRL: Oh ! I''ve lost Credit Cards . . . .




BEAUTIFUL GIRL: Oh !! Us Me RoCk3r Ki Photo Thee. . . . ;->
A RoSe Rs. 10


A Card Rs. 25


A lUnch Rs. 200


MoviE Rs. 150


But A fRen LikE U iS *pRicElEss*




ZyAdA uRRo mAt.. PricElEss BolE tO *PhokAt kA mAAl* =P
If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....










are U 18 Years Old?

if

YES

Then Scroll down

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I again Advice you if you are not 18 plz go back!

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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha
Pehli larki 100 wale Card main set ho jati thi


Or ab 1000 wale Card main b mushkil se maanti hy

FarQ Tou Para Hai

Jeenay Do Musharaf
1 larki valentines day per dukandar say: "aisa Card hei jismei likha ho k mei tumse aur sirf tumse pyar kerti hun"
dukandar: haan hai..
girl: 2darjan pank kardo...
Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report Card."

Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." :P
laaloo k peechhe kutte ka bachha padh gaya
laloo bola,
"hum tho BSNL ka Card dalwaa liya hoon
sasura e hutch ka network kaise pakadh raha hai"
Having A Girl Friend Is Like "Playing Cards". . .

U Need HEART To LOVE Her

A CLUB To TAKE Her

A DIAMOND To GIFT Her

&

A SPADE To Burry Her . . . :-P
Life is full of rewards

If you eat properly

exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years

what is your reward

A senior citizen Card



20% discount.
When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI Card
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..
42723958281956

Card ka number hai load kar k Miss Call De Do ...






Main ne bhi kar lia hai... ;->
Jony Jony
Yes Baba
Dere Is No Msg
Why Baba
Remove Ur SimCard
Quick Baba
Put Ur Cell In
Well Baba
Clap Ur Hands
Ha Ha Ha