Card SMS Messages95 messages

No greeting Card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–
This birthday Card has traveled across the miles to say, That you are being thought of in the very warmest way-- And with each thought come wishes For happiness for you, Not just on your birthday,but each day all year through!
A wonderful EID Card for a wonderful friend like you

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Dear Friend I am sending you EID CAR D full of my love

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So Accept it
Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..
No greeting Card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
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–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–
Main Lauton ga December main


December Jab bhi ata hai
wo pagli...
phir se beety mosumo'n ki
talkhion ko
yad karti ha
purana Card perhti hai
k jis main os ne
likha tha
Main Lauton ga December main


Nai Kapry bnati hai
wo sara ghar sjati hai
December k her ik din ko
wo gin gin ker bit'tati hai
junhi 15 guzarti hai
wo kuch kuch toot jati hai
magar phir bi
purani albumo'n ko khol ker
mazi bulati hai !!!
nahi maloom ye osko
k beety waqt ki khushian
Bohat takleef deti hain
mehaz dil ko jalati hain...
yunhi din beet jaty hain
December laut jata hai
magar wo Khush feham larki...
dobara se calendar main
December k maheeny k safhy ko
mord ker, phir se
Phir se
December ke sahar main
Doob jati hai
k akhir os ne likha tha....

Main Lauton ga December main
No greeting Card to give...
No sweet flowers to send...
No cute graphics to forward...
Just a loving heart saying "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY"
Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein.

Dukandar:Memory Card hai ?

Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.
Meine kaha pyar mein kuch bhi kar sakta hun Daaaaarling...
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Usne muskra ke kaha:WATAN Card to dilwa do Qk hamare shahar mein bhi selaab aaya tha.
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting Card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
It’s your Eid Gift

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Rs.1000 walay scratch Card
ka number hay load kar lo.

Nahi load howa?

Kamal hey,
jub me ne kia tha tab to ho gia tha:)