Bano SMS Messages46 messages

Be-zaBano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,

Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai
Urooj par hai Tumhara Mosam,

Khizaan main Tum ko Khareed lengay,

Bano gay Hum say Reham K Talib,

Na Tumko Mohlat Mazeed dengay,

Adaa K Qissay hwy Purany,

Jafa ka Mousam Khatam hi samjho,

Karengy Tum say Hisaab jana,

Na Tum ko Mohlat Mazeed dengay,

Wafa ki Lalach main Hum nay Jana,

Khoon apna JALA diya hai,

Faraib-o-Masti K Badlay Tum ko

Saza bhi Sun lo Shadeed dengay,

Urooj par hay Tumhara Mousam,

Khizaan main Tum ko khareed lengay.
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=> Tanveer Z. .
Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi
GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?

TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi Banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge
Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya Bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan
AAPKI ki aftari

Iftaar Se Pehle

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Iftaar K Baad

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Tauba Tauba!
Insan Bano
Lafz app do
Geet ham banaien ge
Rastaa app do
Manzil ham painge
Bandhan aap do
Rishta ham bandhe ge
Phool aap do
Lari ham banaige
Kushi aap do
Hansi ham denge
Sache dost aap Bano
Dosti hum nebhainge.
Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad b nikl gya..

Pathan:
O khucha lagta hy humko
Gul Bano k sath sath
Gul Khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->
Da Charsadday Zalmii

Che WATAN Matam Matam Vee,
Aow Pa Hr Koor Kii Gham Vee,
Che Barood Vee Da Asmana,
Aow Da Zmakey Lande Bom Vee,
Che Pa Shundo Bus Jara Vee,
Starge Hmm Dhakey Da Nam Vee,
Che Da Gullon Pa Mosam Kii,
Da Golo, Dazo Mosam Vee,
Che Bajaur, Waziristan Ke,
Hmm Pa Swat Ke Muharam Vee,
Nu Za Ba Dasey AKHTAR Sa Kram,
Che Bachi Me Qatal Kiigii,
Mour Aow Plar Me Zobal Kiigii,
Sarr Sajde La Che Tittegii, Pe Bomoona Rawarigii,
RABA Kala Ba Sahar She,
Che Da GhariBano AKHTAR Shey..!!
Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga


Santa:Pilot

Teacher :Q


S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
koch kehnai ka waqt nahi hai koch na kaho khamoosh raho
ai logo khamoosh raho haan ai loogo khamoosh raho

sach acha, par is kai jalo main, zehr ka aik piyala bhi
pagal hu, kiyoon nahaq ko "suqraat" Banoo, khamoosh raho

haq acha par is kai liya koi aur marai tu aur acha hai
tum bhi ki "mansoor" hu jo soli pai charhoo, khamosh raho

un ka yeh kehna soraj hi dharti kai phairai karta hai
sar ankhoon par, sooraj hi ko ghomnai do, khamoosh raho

majlis main kooch habs hai aur zanjeer ka ahan chubhta hai
phir soocho, haan hir soocho, haan phir soochoo, khamoosh raho

garm ansoo aur thandi anhain, man main kiya kiya mausam hain
is baghya kai bhaid na kholoo, sair karoo , khamoosh raho