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''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal rah

''Ek kutta b0hat Akarr k chal raha tha.

Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me Akarr raha hai?

T0 kutty ne kaha:

0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki hukumat hai...''

No Visits No Calls No SMS

No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls

I''m worried kya hoa

Zoo waloon ne dobara pAkar lia kya?

Train Main 1 Machir 1

Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pAkar k kah gaya

phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pAkar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"

BIWI k kharche se tang

BIWI k kharche se tang aAkar PATI bola.."1 kg. LipStick ek m0nth me kha jati ho.."

BIWI boli.."jhoot q boltay ho,500 garms to tum hi chaat jaty ho. Haha

Ik adme chupkay say

Ik adme chupkay say jahanum say nekla aur janat main chala gayafreshtay na pAkar ker khub maraadmi utha or bolaTUWADI INA HARKTA TOO KOI JANAT WICH NAI ANDA.

Wese to ap k saray

Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,

bas aik mobile he hai jo ap sedha pAkartay hain.

Aj zara is mobile ko b olta pakrain aur ye parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l

Santa child

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pAkar lete hain

Gadha kitna bekar

Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nAkara hi samajti hai, is main aqal b nahi hoti magar is bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.

Jb dekho to dil karta h pakar lo

Jb dekho to dil karta h pAkar lo

Jb pAkar lo to dil katra h daba do

Jb daba do to dil karta h choos lo

Q K Sal mei 1 bar jo ata hai

"AAM"

;-)

happy sumer

Munnabhai:-

Munnabhai:- How To Distinguish Between BAKRA & BAKRI ? Circuit:-SIMPLE BHAI Patthar Mar Kar Dekho Ager BHAGA to BAkarA Aur BHAGI to BAkarI.

Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote,

Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote,

May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh

PAkarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya Main ?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,

Main Main. . . ;->

Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . .

Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . . .

Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar Apne Haath Main Mobile PAkar Ker

Kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->

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