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Application

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chAkar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chAkar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

Basti mein hai wo sannata

Basti mein hai wo sannata k jangal maat lagy..
Shaam dhaly bhi ghar pohanchon to aadhi raat lagy..
Khat mein dil ki batein likhna achi baat nahi,
Ghar mein itnay log hein jaany kis k haath lagy…
Un sy bichray dil ko ujray barson beet gaye,
Aankhon ka ye hal abhi tak kal ki baat lagy…
Mutthi band kiye baitha hon k koi daikh naa ly,
K chaand pAkarny ghar sy nikla “jugnoo” haath lagy

Rishte

Na Dil Me BasAkar Bhulaya Karte He

Na Hansakr Rulaya Karte Hai,

Kabhi Mehsoos Kar Ke Dekh Lena,

Hum Jaise To DiL Se Rishte Nibhaya Karte he.

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

Ek pal mein jo aAkar gujar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi

Asmaan bhi baras raha hai,
Mere Ashko se takra raha hai,
Kisme hai jor jyada shayad yeh dekh raha hai,
Barsaat to phir bhi ruk jayegi,
Mere Ashko ka koi anth nahi,
Dil me hai dard itne jiska koi hisaab nahi.

Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.

Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jAkar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

Intazar ki Gariyaan khatam

Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"Chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"Abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pAkar"

"Lash yaar"

"Chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'

pathan

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pAkar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur

wahan se neche phaink diya.

missing

Mo'azaz ban ke mehfil main adaAkari nahi karta
Main chehre pe kabhi jhooti aayinaa taari nahi karta

Mera dushman mere dastoor se waaqif nahi shayad
Jisse main dost keh doon us se ghaddari nahi karta

Yahan behtar hai apni zaat ka hamdard ho jana
Zamana ghum to de sakta hai ghumkhari nahi karta

Mujhy mo'Qa shanasi ka hunar ayaa nahi ab tak
Jahan matlab nikaLta ho samajhdari nahi karta.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pathan New York Gaya

Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha
Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon PAkar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha
Gira Usne PAkar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß PAkar Liya Phir Aik
Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ...
.
Oye
Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! ;)

Kuch log thodi

Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaAkar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!

Dil karta hai k

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrAkar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aAkar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........

mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PAkar KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti...

School Bhej DiA . . . ;->

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