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Aina Hu Me

Aina Hu Me

Mere Samne Akar Dekho

Khud Nzar Aaoge

Ankh Milakr Dekho

Mere Gum Me Meri Taqder Nazr Ayegi

Dagmga Jaoge Mera Dard Uthakr Dekho.

Dard agar aadmi hota

Dard agar aadmi hota
To gareban pAkar kar kehte
Iss tarha rehte hyn
Be-chain dilon k andar
Iss tarha karte hyn
Be-maro’n k sath

Dil mai rehna hy to
Theek se rehna sekho
Hum tumhai’n sehte hyn
Kuch tum b sehna sekho
Aik thori si khushi ae to
Jal jate ho

Agar wo pyar kar leti,

Agar wo pyar kar leti,
Mera daman pAkar leti,
To Jeevan mein faqat us se
Muhabbat farz ho jati..
Muhabbat qarz ho jati..
MagarAcha kiya usne,
Mujhe samjha k chal nikli,
Mujhe thukra k chal nikli,
Bht nadan C hai wo...
Abhi anjan C hai wo,
Kahan maloom hai usko,
Muhabbat zindagi mein bas
faqat ik bar milti hai...!!!

PATA NAHI Q?

PATA NAHI Q?

Khawb bikhar jate hain dhere dhere,

saray log bichar jate hain dhere dhere,

zabt karo to behtar hay warna,

ansoo zor pAkar jate hain dhere dhere,

sab irada ker ke sath chalte hain phir,

raste badal jatay hain dhere dhere,

jitny pas hum kisi ke hote hain,

utne fasle barh jate hain dhere dhere,

MAGAR PATA NAHI Q?
Log badal jatay hay dhere dhere...

RAMZAN RAHMATON

RAMZAN
RAHMATON
OR
BARKATON
WALA
MAHEENA
HAI........

ISS
MAHEENAY
MAIN
APNA
KHASS KHAYAL RAKHNA.......

KION K.....

FRISHTAY
SHAITANON
KOO
DHOND
DHOND
K
PAkar
RAHAY
HAIN.....

Train main 1 macha

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pAkar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pAkar k chinese say pocha:
.
.
.
.
.
Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:

SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:
"Garden Main Paani Dalo".

NOKAR:
"Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hay".

SARDAR:
"Saaley, Kaam Choor! CHATRI PAkar K Daal".....!!!

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli

agar wazu ke chAkar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!

(Bechara Mard)

(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nAkara, bachon ko dantay to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.

1 kabutar pathan k

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pAkar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur

wahan se neche phaink diya.

Doctor: Jab Ap

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy PAkar Legi.. ;-)

''dil se dil laga kar bhi dekh,

''dil se dil laga kar bhi dekh,
meri yaad mein aansoo bahAkar bhi dekh,
SMS kya CALL bhi karenge,
ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar bhi dekh......''

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